Sam
becomes the hunted; the punch line? An ex-vampire and the chick with a vampire fetish are doing the hunting, and a dead girl fixes him.
Zoe gets a
little help from Simon.
Simon's all about helping the women folk, especially ones named
Government.
The City gives the viewers at home some new faces to hate on a new station:
KWIT News with Frank and Candy.
Zen Master Charlie has
come to the City and has met Seer Extraordinaire, Madame Xanadu.
No,
Rincewind, there are no potatoes, but Dr. Cameron will let you wear scrubs if you're good.
Little Simon Tam and Hanni Lecter go to Dean Wilson's office.
They're in trouble.
People usually don't meet
Death on the first day of the job; Charlie must be lucky that way.
An exercise in social retardation:
Simon finds George.
You know, all work and no play is supposed to make Jack a
tired crazy sonuvabitch, not zombies. Or maybe it's just those weepin' idiots in the basement.
Dean finds another girl to walk home; what's he going to do when he finds out she's a
reaper?
Jesse's all betters, no more zombie with God like powers, now to find some of his womens.
Jennifer and Charlie
share an office and fruit.
A leprechaun and a Ghostbuster share a cigarette and some slight of hand - no seriously, no joke.
What is it with Amazon warrior women and Bat types? Translation:
Zoe meets Dick, aka Nightwing.If JJ only knew he was
getting a little help from a serial killer...Fred finds an old friend, Angel, and is very happy she can now share her love of tacos with him.
They slice, they dice, they think of evil cunning plans that will never be used, they fix broke down engines, and
they sing in harmony! It's Doc Horrible, Kaylee "Small Fry" Frye, and Laura "I may be scarier than Wolverine" Kinney!
Oz and George: It didn't go so well the first time; jury's still out on the second time round.
Fred meets
another mysterious stranger; Jesse gets another woman to look after.
Mother would be proud. Norman's talking to Hannibal again.
George is now drinking for two, or in Karen's case, three, four-oh honey, just gimme the damn bottle.
Donna
finds the wrong doctor, a very horrible doctor indeed.
Cameron
loosens up a little; Dean agrees to getting a physical - anyone surprised?
Selina
is still working on her reality issues with Bruce Wayne.
Holidays hit, and people get stuck doing some strange things:
getting a key while being handcuffed in a circle on a disappearing floor,
threading a camel through the eye of a needle,
caging some rare birds,
playing the ultimate game of Questions,
saving virgins from a man bull,
taking part in a sadistic and unrealistic scavenger hunt, and
finding the meaning of life. Yes, the City is a real peach, isn't it, folks?
Wilson offers Violet
a place to stay; lucky for her, he's the nicest doctor at the Hospital.
Captain Jack, Harkness that is, and Gwen
settle in at a new Hub.
Sarcastic
teen girl with raptor in tow meets very old teen vampire with glow in tow.
"It's not you, it's me," Death said, while trying to ignore Jesse's "wanna get in your pants" smile, and to think, he's not even human anymore.
Death
reassures another not so human that she's there for him.Has Sidney finally found a job that she doesn't have to worry about being killed at? Has J.J. Jameson finally employed someone who's not a complete nitwit?
Inquiring minds want to know.Logan
gets a reading from the City's local seer, and he gets some answers to questions he didn't know he had. Now Xanadu just needs another door.
Two heroes of the night meet and, as usual, must take down something...bad.
Gwen
leaves her number at the Police station.
Jo and Dean share a moment.
Smoking in the barroom, nothing like it on Christmas; just ask Liz and Lee.