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Karen Walker ([info]i_ohscrewit) wrote in [info]we_coexist,
@ 2008-12-20 21:12:00

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Entry tags:georgia lass, karen walker

Workity work (George)
Karen sat at the secretary's desk at the place where she supposedly worked, Ghostbusters somethingorother. There weren't a lot of phone calls coming in, and those that did went straight to voicemail. Or at least, they went there when Karen pushed the ignore button on the phone. That button was the best thing that had ever been invented, in her opinion.

She was doing her nails. Might as well get something done while at work. The paper filing was being ignored. She was pretty sure she'd said something about not doing that sort of thing. Also not doing windows. She might have also told him that she didn't answer the phone, but he would figure that one out in time.

There was a coffee mug on the desk near her. Previously it would have held vodka. Now it held nothing. The scent of the alcohol was still strong enough to bring back wistful memories. But there was no reason for having it anymore. She couldn't drink it. Looking at it wouldn't get her anything.

Karen sighed.

God, work was so boring.



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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-20 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Now that the worst of the zombie epidemic was over, George decided to leave the undead wrangling to the publicity-hungry professionals. Venkman and Liz had been pretty kind to George and the reaper certainly didn't need the attention or the recognition. So she stepped into the renovated firehouse with not one but two hypospray devices all filled up with zombie curing goodness.

She stepped up to the receptionist desk and avoided making eye contact with the woman behind the desk. "Is Peter Venkman in? I have some stuff to drop off..."

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-20 11:27 pm UTC (link)
Karen looked up, eyebrow lifted.

She tilted her head and took the girl in. Odd. She could be pretty, but she just didn't do anything with herself. She needed her hair to be not so flat. And her makeup could do so much to bring out her eyes. A little lipstick. Some earrings. Some clothes that didn't look like they'd come from a homeless shelter.

"Oh, honey, no." She shook her head. "Why in god's name would you walk outside wearing those shoes?"

It was a mess. A horrifying mess.

The mess in front of her took her attention away from other, more pressing matters. Like the fact that this girl didn't smell like anything. She certainly didn't smell like life.

Maybe Karen would have brought it up, but the fashion atrocity sitting before her was far too consuming.

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-20 11:31 pm UTC (link)
George frowned and looked down at her shoes. The observation confused her for a moment. She liked shopping at T. J. Max. Reapers really didn't have much when it came to an income.

"Well," she spoke, dragging her first word out flatly, "Is there somewhere I could drop off a package for him?"

George half expected the woman in front of her to be somehow distantly related to Daisy or Betty. But maybe like her fellow reapers, Karen would some day come to accept that George wasn't interested in stealing expensive shoes from the recently deceased.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-20 11:38 pm UTC (link)
"Technically I suppose you can leave it with me. I'm his secretary. Kind of." She was so involved with the outfit that she just pointed to the corner of the desk.

"Honey, your hair. It could be so pretty. I mean, you're not a model or anything, but you could at the very least be a catch. Don't you want to be a catch? Don't you want to look in the mirror and not see some butch homeless girl?"

In all her life, she hadn't ever seen somebody so bad off.

No, wait, Jack. Jack had been. But he'd been male. He at least had an excuse. That and he was a pirate or something.

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
"I'm not butch.."

George frowned. The subject of being a catch was just the slightest bit sensitive. Simon had said it himself that he never actually wanted to have coffee with her, and she was pretty sure Oz was only vaguely aware she existed. Without realizing it, her fingers started to comb through her hair defensively.

George set the hypospray guns on the secretary's desk and was stuck between badly wanting to bolt and looking lost.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-20 11:49 pm UTC (link)
"I'm sure you're not. But those pants tell a different story. Wear a skirt, girl! Show those legs! A nice pair of heels, too. Really lift that ass."

Karen pushed away from her desk, taking in the girl in front of her. Now she was really into it. She was envisioning things. It spoke of bad news for George if she didn't get out soon.

"A nice red dress, maybe. Oh god, and something with those nails. What do you do, chew on them? Let a cow chew on them?" She tsked and shook her head.

Some girls, they just didn't know how to dress themselves.

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-20 11:55 pm UTC (link)
"I have a hazardous day job," George said a little distantly, letting the hair drop and now looking at her nails. Reaping and nails didn't go well together. As incorporeal as souls might have been, she had a tendency to break nails while retrieving them.

Now that she thought about it, George wasn't sure how Betty or Daisy kept up appearances while reaping the decently deceased. At least one of George's favorite coats and plenty of perfectly decent shirts had been the victims of irreparable blood stains.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-20 11:58 pm UTC (link)
Karen shook her head some more.

There had to be something that could be done about this. Something. She picked up her coffee cup out of habit, and went to take a drink. Alcohol helped her think. Or not think. Something. But it was empty and she couldn't have had any anyway.

"Oh damn." She frowned at the cup and put it down roughly. "Of all the times."

The girl was a mess. Karen was a mess. It wasn't fair.

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:04 am UTC (link)
"You're out of coffee?" George tried to guess helpfully.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:07 am UTC (link)
"I'm out of vodka. I can't drink it. I can't drink anything." Frustrated, Karen flicked the mug in what she thought was a gentle way, but it flew across the room and shattered. "Oops."

She sighed. For some unknown reason, she was talking to a girl who wouldn't know Prada if it smacked her in the face. But she couldn't stop herself.

"Haven't gotten used to it. Life sober isn't really all people crack it up to be."

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:14 am UTC (link)
It wasn't that George was entirely thoughtless or bad, but sometimes she couldn't be bothered to care otherwise especially when distracted with thoughts of her own dissected appearance.

"So, why stay sober then?"

The reaper eyed just behind her own shoulder where the coffee cup had shattered into a thousand pieces. It struck her as odd, though George couldn't exactly put a finger on why.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:21 am UTC (link)
"I'd get drunk if I could." Karen rolled her eyes. "Somebody didn't inform me that in becoming a vampire I wouldn't be able to eat or drink anything. That means no booze, no pills, no experimentation with unknown plant life out of Bolivia. No more fun at all."

Then she sighed. "Unless, of course, I can find a wino or somebody else drunk, but they're usually filthy and all they've had is beer. I hate beer. And nobody in this city is apparently into drugs. Not one person partakes in uppers, downers, lefters, or whatever."

She lifted a strand of the girl's hair and dropped it. So lifeless. So pitiful.

"Haven't you ever heard of a curling iron? At the very least?"

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:25 am UTC (link)
"That's sort of a level of effort I've never really thought too deeply about before. I would recommend my friend Mason, but he sort of is a dirty wino. And not in this city. Still with the not being able to die of blood loss or overdose..."

Mason would have been into it. Especially if it meant getting paid. The thought crept into George's mind shortly afterward. The extra cash would have been nice, but would that be a little like prostitution? Again Mason came to mind.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:29 am UTC (link)
"Hm. Like some kind of human flask that I could pump chemicals into and drink from."

She thought about it. And thought about it. Then thought about it some more. Every second that ticked by made it seem like an even better idea.

"Well, of course I'd pay, honey. Can't get something for nothing, now can we?" She laughed, her normal Karen laugh. Not realizing she'd read the girl's mind. There was still so much she didn't know about being a vampire.

"I guess I'll just have to find somebody willing to tag around with me. Or come at my call. That'd be fun. Sort of like a kitten I'd never have to clean up after. I wonder if I could get somebody to wear a diamond studded collar."

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:33 am UTC (link)
George's brows knitted together and she wondered if she'd accidentally spoken her thoughts out loud. The thought of becoming some sort of desperate, lonely person who had no friends and talked out loud to themselves was very bad.

"How much?"

Was she really considering this? George didn't want to be a desperate lonely person. She wasn't wearing a collar though, diamond studded or not.

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:36 am UTC (link)
"How much?" Karen's attention fully snapped back to the present and she realized she'd said that all out loud.

"Oh. I don't know. Maybe something along the lines of twenty a week?" She nodded. "Yeah. That should do."

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:38 am UTC (link)
"Twenty dollars? That's all?"

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:40 am UTC (link)
"What? Oh. No, honey, no. Twenty thousand. Sorry. I'm not used to talking to the poor."

She looked at the girl and wondered what she'd look like wearing ringlets. Or maybe with shorter hair. There was an urge in her to do what she had for the pirate. Take the girl out and get her made up. Give her a flea dip.

"I don't think you should wear yellow..."

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:43 am UTC (link)
George's mouth opened but she didn't respond. At least not verbally. Her eyes had gone wide and she imaged what she could do with twenty thousand dollars a week. She wasn't actually sure she could even spend that much, or what she would spend it on, or how to open a bank account without it looking like she was some kind of drug dealer.

"Yes?"

Being bitten? Sure it sounded like it hurt, but it was for a worthy cause, George decided. If the reaper allowed herself to be bit it meant no one else had to be hurt. It wasn't like the job could kill George...

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:46 am UTC (link)
"Yes? What do you mean by Yes?, honey? You have to be more specific than that."

She was slightly distracted looking at the clothes.

"Or polka dots. Definitely never wear those. Maybe brown. You might look good in brown. But not a pant suit. It'd make you look rediculous. Something low cut."

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 12:54 am UTC (link)
"Okay, okay..." George was still very much distracted by the potential pay check. She took a deep breath and started over.

"So, you provide the alcohol and whatever drugs and pay me twenty thousand dollars a week so you can bite me and get stoned?"

Dexter would not approve. Rube would not approve. Simon would not approve. Oz would not approve. Roxy would definitely not approve. Mason would be cheering her on. That should have been some sort of sign that this was probably a very bad, very stupid idea.

The twenty thousand dollars, however, thought differently.

"And you pay in advance?"

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 12:57 am UTC (link)
"Oh." Karen brightened a little when she realized that she'd found somebody willing to do this.

"I'll pay you a week in advance. After that, you've got to earn your pay." Karen didn't treat those in her payroll very well. But maybe a walking flask would get something better out of her.

"I'll provide everything. You take it, I drink." She nodded. Lovely. This was lovely!

"One other thing though, if you're going to be working for me, you're going to have to really clean yourself up. No more of this jeans and tennis shoes crap. You can wear designer jeans, but it has to be with heels. I'll give you a wardrobe to get started, but I expect you to learn how to shop for yourself. And stop chewing your nails. I don't want to risk getting ringworm from you."

Yes, she could deal with this. Very much. "And about that collar..."

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 01:04 am UTC (link)
George realized she couldn't exactly go around wearing designer clothing around her friends. About the time Karen mentioned the collar, the reaper did the math in her head and realized twenty thousand dollars a week equaled over one million dollars a year.

Unless she calculated that wrong. She was pretty sure she hadn't.

"Okay but my other job has to come first since it basically deals with people's souls. But that's usually pretty flexible. And, nothing in front of my friends. They don't need to know about any of it."

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 01:08 am UTC (link)
"I don't care what you do around your friends, honey. As long as you're here when I want you. And clean."

Oh, Karen had a new toy. She was excited. The girl hadn't said anything about the collar either. That was a bonus. Karen knew just what she wanted to have made.

"I suppose I should know your name then, shouldn't I?"

Formalities.

"I'm Karen. Or maybe you should call me Master. Isn't that what they do in the movies?" She clapped her hands together and jumped a little bit. It was all too good. She'd always wanted to actually own somebody. Now she sort of actually did!

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 01:11 am UTC (link)
"Karen works," George corrected gently, hoping that the collar would be entirely forgotten about. "I'm George. It's short for Georgia."

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[info]i_ohscrewit
2008-12-21 01:33 am UTC (link)
"Well George." Karen said it, letting it roll around on her tongue, trying to decide if she liked it. It would do. Hadn't she met another girl with a boy's name? She had, hadn't she?

"Do you know Fred? Never mind. Oh, this is going to be so much fun!"

She had to get George some new clothes. The ones she had really wouldn't do. Not at all.

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[info]i_avoidlife
2008-12-21 11:31 am UTC (link)
Twenty thousand dollars. Bad idea. Twenty thousand dollars. Really bad idea. No matter how she put it, the money kept winning. George wasn't sure why. She would have never considered herself a terribly greedy person.

The reaper liked to think of it as being realistic. This was the only shot she was ever going to have at almost real employment. Who wanted to work a crap job for the rest of their unlife? Crap jobs could last a really long time. Rube wouldn't understand being independently wealthy. And the idea of picking off the dead like Mason, Betty and Daisy had never really appealed to her.

"I don't know about fun. Just... when can I start?" George tried to perk up like a pleasant employee.

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