everything that's random

Angela encounters Jack and a Cher Doll. And takes it pretty well. Her failing comes when she starts to ask him how everything works. Two words, hon. Cher Doll.

Jeannie somehow ends up in a strip club. Lucky for her, it's Simon Tam to the rescue. And then he makes her sad. Bad Simon!

Perhaps the most Fucked Up Thing Ever to happen in The City, Lestat makes Karen into one of his kind. Dear god. What have we done?

Is it possible? Hanny and Simon have become friends? Funny, what an undead monkey can do for friendship.

Dexter mourns John Coffey, the only man who loved everybody in this crazy city. River mourns him too. And wants to help out with what Dexter is thinking. Which makes Dexter run away.

Zoe finds a giant penis and below it, Jack N. That sounds wrong doesn't it....

Somebody ropes Bruce into a blind date with Aeon Flux. It goes surprisingly well.

Nimue drops into the world, Jack S. demands to know what she's done with Tia. Then everybody is confused for a long while.

Fred winds up at Bates Motel. Somehow she convinces Normie to go out for tacos. Wes joins them, and Normie is overwhelmed. By crushes.

Clark finally shows, Bruce is tingly in his extremities.

Jennifer falls into a world that is nothing like hers. Dean manages to not hit on her, and takes her to the hospital.

Welcome INDIANA JONES!!!

Venkman hires the newly vampired Karen without flinching. Even if she weren't a vampire, he'd have his hands full. Of boobies.

Indy and Tim try to help each other, but it might not be going quite as planned.

Hulk thinks he can break through the wall. George watches him inadvertently kill some guy. Then an on-foot chase. This city really can't get any stranger, can it?

The Henchmen have pulled off their hilarious bank heist, and Jack N finds them and takes them home. I spoke too soon about that strange.

After a thorough assessment by Dr Tam *cough*, Jennifer asks to be shown the City. Simon flirts badly but gets a date out of it anyway.

Lorne and Xanadu meet. Together they muse about the luxury that is the Bates Motel. I can't stop laughing.

I need an icon that says "OMFGCHARACTERS" or something.

Please welcome Cary, who brings us Dorothy McShane, also known as Ace (i_blowthingsup), and say hello to Ali who brings us her newest character, Kaylee Frye (i_fixthings).

1. I love how those usernames contrast. I like contrasting usernames. government/i_conform, cowboy_god/i_sauntereddown, i_avoidlife/i_liveforever. You see what I mean.

2. For the first time ever, we have a full Firefly Serenity Crew. Somehow, there should be celebration. Modbrain fail. Epic style.

PS - HAHA. You're all dying.