War Is Coming Communications.

Somebody should take the internet away from me.

Because of things like this.

And this too.

So it seems the Bat family keeps growing.

[Tim and Stephanie]
Just to give you both a heads up if you weren't told already but there are two other men here who have my face. One can be called an evil twin. His name is GM Dark and he's setting up a local carnival to open by the end of the month. Be careful around him. He sold his soul for power and seems to be able to manipulate or use fear in some way.

The other gentleman who looks like me is none other than Abraham Lincoln. But he has the beard going for him so it should be easy to tell him and I apart.

Is this supposed to be some kind of really un-fun game? Because if it is, I'm not playing. Unless there's a level dedicated to me bashing the face of whoever brought me here into a million little pieces. That, I could get behind.