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Oh man. This shit right here? THIS RIGHT HERE? DIVINITY. Divinity in my mouth. I know what you're thinking, I was thinking it, too. Kansas? Well, at least it's not Wisconsin BUT THEN I SAW THE SIGN. Cake batter frozen yogurt covered in fruity pebbles. Try it, it will change your life.

In other news, I'm not really sure what's going on.

What the fuck am I doing here? Blah blah blah. [A Wizard of Oz reference.] This isn't my fault. Didn't do it. Jesus fucking Christ I just pissed myself. This is a dream. Somebody point me in the direction of the beer. Blah blah blah. I've got vital things to do back home because my life is soooo important and holy shit Idaho will explode without me there to protect it. I know I fell asleep in Russia and somebody kidnapped me and I awoke two seconds later in Kansas which makes perfect sense which is why I'm telling you this. I didn't think I was this drunk give me more beer. Did somebody stomp my head into a brick wall last night resulting in this vivid imaginative coma I'm currently trapped in?

Scratch all that. What I meant to say is:

Where the hell did Oprah go? That woman was the only reason I watched TV.