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James T. Kirk, Captain of the starship Enterprise (captcasanova) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-05-04 20:35:00

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alexis castle, harry lockhart, james kirk, kat warbler, kenzi

So I've been thinking about something, mostly since it affects where I live. Since Spike is gone, who's in charge of Greaves House? Just in case something happens I'd like to know.

[Jesse]

Okay, I know just as little about what to buy a sixteen-year-old as I do a five-year-old, but I can at least ask you. Anything you really want that (a) you don't think you'll get and (b) your dad will allow you to have? I want to get you something you actually want.

[Kenzi]

I got an invite to a swanky party. Want to bust out a dress and be my plus one?

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Team Kamikaze Kangaroos

ex_the_kenzi392
2014-05-05 06:07 am UTC (link)

Naaaaiiiiled it. He's way ahead. And when I say way ahead? I mean proposing to me way ahead.

...the thought had crossed my mind once or twice or possibly a lot before I showed up.

I think it's one of those situations where part of me wants in, where the smart side of me is all, "No, Kenzi, you can't hook up with Hale because hooking up with Hale GETS HIM KILLED."

Oh, and did I mention Vex? Because Vex. Whole other story of...weirdness.

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	Team Killer Komodo Dragons captcasanova 2014-05-05 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Wow. That is a really big jump from where you're coming from. And the whole getting him killed thing? I'd be freaking out over that. How does Vex come into play? Generally we avoid each other due to my unfortunate douchebaggery conduct last year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Team Klassy Kats

ex_the_kenzi392
2014-05-05 06:24 am UTC (link)

Been there, done that. Did it again. Working my way through a whole trilogy of freaking out. Just when I think I get a grip, Hale comes tumbling on in and it's like everything is hitting me in the face all over again. Did I mention the fun and awkward guilt trip? Because I lied about the fun part.

He may or may not have suggested that he wanted to be more than mascara buddies.

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	Team Krusty Krabby Patties captcasanova 2014-05-05 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Okay. And I thought the fact I might be dating a princess with a sister who can freeze uncomfortable places on my anatomy if I screw up was tough. You win. I have a fully stocked liquor cabinet you are welcome to. I think tonight we need to drown your guilt in booze. I even have bacon flavored vodka for old times sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team - wait, am I the Krusty or the Krabby? Because ew. ex_the_kenzi392 2014-05-05 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, Cap. Aren't princesses prone to bursting out into song at random? I think you might have the short end after all, dude. Deal. We're doing shots every time I say or think about my relationship woes. Same goes for you, buddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Team kids at the center made me listen to Spongebob Squarepants clips all week last week

captcasanova
2014-05-05 06:59 am UTC (link)

If I remember correctly she had one song. And I like it better than the other one. So if she wants to break out into song I'm not going to stop her. I, however, do not have two friends wanting to be more than friends. So I really think you have it worse.

I will agree to that. I will also mention I have the Back To The Future trilogy on BluRay, which in my opinion is just as good if not better than The Mighty Ducks at making me less depressed.

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Team do not underestimate the power of Spongebob or my Spongebob Impressions

ex_the_kenzi392
2014-05-05 07:31 am UTC (link)

The snowman one, yes? Cause, I gotta say, for a while there I was able to whittle those lyrics into about any old conversation on a whim. Bo-Bo came close to ending me with a pillow at one point. But for the record? So worth it.

Could be worse. I could have three friends wanting to be more than friends. Or four. Wait. Why am I complaining about more than one attractive male being into me again? If there was some magical way to wave away all the complications, I'd just vote for a three-way. Bam. Done. Problem solved.

Better than? Never. Mighty Ducks will always and forevermore be my fave. But, GREAT SCOTT!, I think you're onto something with this Back To The Future talk.

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Team your Spongebob impersonation better be stellar or I don't want to hear it

captcasanova
2014-05-05 08:13 pm UTC (link)

She might have had one more but that was the one I was thinking of. I heard it a lot in January but not as much as the really popular one so I'm not tired of it. And I would be happy it was just a pillow, unless she was planning to smother you in your sleep.

I'm assuming you're complaining because you like your friendships with both, there's messy future implications and there is no realistic way to make a three-way work past one or two times because somebody inevitably gets jealous. Which are all valid reasons to complain. And I have no problem listening to relationship woes for a shot apiece.

No one beats Michael J. Fox in his prime, not even Emilio Estevez in his prime. But if you really want to do Mighty Ducks bring them over. I like both trilogies.

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	Team if you don't think my Spongebob impersonation is fab you're probs tone deaf ex_the_kenzi392 2014-05-06 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Have you seen her movie or have you just heard the songs? Mmm, yeah. Better it make it two shots a piece. It's the only way we're getting through the night, Cap. How about this? We switch off. One BTF, one MD. And so on. We both get what we want! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Team I probably am tone deaf but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt because you're Catwoman

captcasanova
2014-05-06 05:33 am UTC (link)

I've seen it because it's considered a classic in my time. My mom used to sing Anna's song to get me to go to sleep when I was very young. It had been years since I'd seen it when it came out here, though, and I watched it in a theater while I was gone. I'd forgotten everything about it other than that song, to be honest.

Two shots it is then. I think I definitely have enough booze for that.

Sounds like a plan. If you want we can start with MD.

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	Team giving Catwoman the benefit of the doubt is always a wise decision ex_the_kenzi392 2014-05-06 09:57 am UTC (link)
	You being from the future means that you probably know all about the Disney movies that are supposed to come out, right? Dude, if you spoil me on any of them, you are in for a serious ass kicking. Always start with Mighty Ducks. Have I taught you nothing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team this is why we are such good friends because I can occasionally do smart things captcasanova 2014-05-07 04:57 am UTC (link)
	I promise I will not spoil any of them for you. But there are some really good ones coming out in the next few years. If any of them come out and we're still here I'll even go with you to the movies and watch them with you. You have taught me well, Obi-Wan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team you do smart things a lot more often than you give yourself credit for ex_the_kenzi392 2014-05-07 05:46 am UTC (link)
	It's Disney. They've always got something good coming out. You might have to sit through a few bad sequels on the way, buuuut they always come through. And I'm holding you to that, Spaceman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team maybe but I'm trying to be more modest in my old age captcasanova 2014-05-07 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, the direct-to-DVD sequels are hit or miss, I think. I personally liked the Mulan sequel. But that was probably because Mulan was my favorite Disney cartoon growing up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team better stop calling yourself old or I'ma have to deem you a grandpa ex_the_kenzi392 2014-05-07 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Uh, hello? Mulan is the exception to the rule. Who doesn't love a chick with a sword? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Team you have to admit, I'd be a badass grandpa, though captcasanova 2014-05-07 07:04 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Chicks with swords are awesome. Chicks with swords who can outwit the Huns are even more awesome, I think. And while I am not a chick I really want to learn how to use a sword. I think that could be a useful skill to learn while I'm here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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