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Crowley went and got attached (sinbroker) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2014-01-01 19:03:00

Entry tags:

caroline forbes, cassie sandsmark/wonder girl, castiel, charley brewster, claudia donovan, crowley, elizabeth jennings, faith lehane, jesse hauptman, jessica hamby, katherine pierce, kenzi, kol mikaelson, lauren drake, lydia bennet, martha jones, regina mills, ruby winchester, sidney prescott

No lingering loyalists and no kids under 12
Alright you lot. Since I'm less worried about getting stabbed up now, I need a complete list of everyone we know is in the Cage. I can't be bothered to go through ~~any whining~~ all your posts, so if you know someone in there, speak now or forever hold your peace.

The list as I know it (now with added hero types):

• Sam Winchester → Ruby Winchester
• Dean Winchester → Juliet O'Hara
• Rose Tyler → The Doctor
• Rebekah Mikaelson Salvatore → Elijah Mikaelson
• Hal/Harry Yorke → Lydia Bennet
• Bo Dennis → Kenzi
• Myka Bering → Claudia Donovan
• Amy Peterson → Charlie Brewster
• Harry Lockhart → Regina Mills (?)
• Diana Prince/Wonder Woman → Cassie Sandsmark
• Wesley Wyndam Price → Faith Lehane
• Endeavour Morse → Sidney Prescott
• Parker → Tim Drake
• Damien Thorn → Elizabeth Jennings
• Tony DiNozzo → Martha Jones
• Sydney Sage → Adrian Ivashkov

Anyone else?

ETA:

Okay, if that's everyone, now comes the difficult part. I need, for every person, someone willing to risk Hell to save them. There's a spell I'm working on, it's complicated, it's difficult, and if it all goes wrong everyone involved could be dragged into the Cage as well. Including me, so obviously I really hope it does work. But first stage, I need to have enough people volunteering. Have I sold the idea well enough yet?

[OOC: Okay! So this is the (mod approved) plot for Get Our People Back! As such, while you might feel you've got half a dozen characters who would cover many of the Caged folks, I'm asking you guys to offer one at a time, because we want as many players as possible involved in this! So have a think, offer up the first one, and come back in a couple of hours. If someone else relevant to one of yours still needs someone, go forth and offer them! Make sense?! ETA again! The exceptions would be Sam and Dean's people, since they'll need to be Ruby and Jules! So Briege and Yami, have a second one if you guys want!]

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	frostandsnow 2014-01-01 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	I like that you didn't even consider anyone else. Its a good plan. It'll save them (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sinbroker 2014-01-01 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Please, like you have let anyone else go. You know the price if it doesn't work. You're prepared for that, right? Loki's going to help. Just need someone for everyone and then the angel to play his part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	frostandsnow 2014-01-01 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	I know the price. She goes to Bobby if...if y'know. He knows how to raise a Winchester right and how to keep her good. How to keep her from becoming what they expect (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sinbroker 2014-01-01 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	Tell that to Bobby. If this goes wrong I'll be right there with you in the Cage with a massive "well this sucks." Singer will do right by her and you know it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 12:56 am UTC (link)
	If the angel decides once more that he knows the boys better than me or Jules I'm feeding his heart to Pup. So we're clear (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ruby sinbroker 2014-01-02 01:00 am UTC (link)
	He doesn't. He knows the bloodline. You two know the boys. That angel does not understand human emotion, at all. See as an example how he didn't even react when that bint who was seriously crushing on him was beaten to death. Feed his heart to Pup after we all survive this. It could be our celebration? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Besides which he'll be doing the snatch and grab. How the hell much does he think he can do without messing up here. There was crushing on him? Did I miss it and not care? Might just do that anyway for kicks. Though Sam would yell. ...still. Do you have any more targets for me, I need to do something (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ruby sinbroker 2014-01-02 01:06 am UTC (link)
	Pretty sure he thinks he can do all of it single handedly. It was pretty obvious how much Meg was swooning over him. Fuck knows why. Girl was practically starry-eyed. If you did the feeding, Sam would get over it. Probably. Maybe one. This one doesn't need to be made an example of, just an irritant who needs a swift elimination. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 01:08 am UTC (link)
	And the arrogance is dangerous. If he keeps it up I'm done with him. This is my family on the line, and a hell of a lot of other peoples. Explains why I didn't notice I guess. Tell me where the target is. I'll get it done (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Ruby

sinbroker
2014-01-02 01:13 am UTC (link)

He's always like this. He knows best, he'll make sure we all know always how much he's sacrificed, how much he's suffered, therefore nothing else we've ever done means anything. He doesn't get that Sam is your husband, Rebekah is my vampire's sister, the succubus has Kenzi who is kind of entertaining and will probably offer, Rose has, fuck, all the people.

That and you were keeping away from the ex meatsuit girl with a demon grudge. And were otherwise occupied when she died.

Last known location was somewhere in North Korea.

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	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 01:18 am UTC (link)
	But didn't you know angels could save the world singlehandedly and nothing we do or nothing we change will ever make us worthy. ...I liked Anna. She might have kind of resented that whole actually evil thing for a while but we got past it. That also. Still, maybe he really does just need to get laid, worked for Anna. On it (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ruby sinbroker 2014-01-02 01:20 am UTC (link)
	How silly of me to forget such a thing. We are so insignificant next to the mighty Castiel. Anna was hot. And creative in bed. And open minded and able to see past what family told her to. She's like the us of the angel world. I'm possibly going to send a hooker to his place at some point. Thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 01:30 am UTC (link)
	He's looking for reasons why this will fail, or why we're wrong. If we didn't need him, if Anna was here...ugh. I bet she was, blasphemous sex is best sex. And hey, if she shows up again, up the blood kink ante ...please, please do this. Please. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ruby sinbroker 2014-01-02 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Frankly if we had any other angel. It's not him we need, it's angelic power. If she shows up again, I'm dragging her and Kol off for some serious kinky fun. Willing to bet both of them would be into it. Okay. So, male or female hooker? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I know, we both know. But he needs to get on board with this. I would be actually disappointed if you didn't. ...yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ruby sinbroker 2014-01-02 01:36 am UTC (link)
	He needs to fully commit. And accept it's not just him at risk. All of us could explode, possibly Loki too. Not going to lie, have fantasized about it. One of each, I understand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Crowley

frostandsnow
2014-01-02 01:44 am UTC (link)

He asked about reducing the number, he knows not a damn thing about balance or magic and he can't just accept that we do. I'm seriously done with him after this. Hey, even the little nature witch asked you about balance.

Of course you have. Who the hell wouldn't having had a taste of both.

You know me so well!

Your friend in Korea by the way, Done.

Of course you have

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	Ruby sinbroker 2014-01-02 09:55 am UTC (link)
	He really did miss the entire point about what this is about, didn't he. We've tried with him, haven't we? It would be the best sex ever. Just a bit by now! Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Crowley frostandsnow 2014-01-02 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Seems like. He's finding reasons not to trust it. I enjoy how classy you are sometimes Crowley Anyone else? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Ruby

sinbroker
2014-01-02 06:44 pm UTC (link)

Well, of course he is. The plan is being put forward by demons, what could demons possibly know about cages in hell &/or caring about people enough to save them. Silly, Ruby, don't you know we're all plotting against him really.

I am the classiest demon in town.

Not right now. I want to see how the reactions go. No point having a kingdom if there's no one left to rule over.

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