No Lucifer
Okay, so the devil wants us all dead, I missed graduation, we only get to come and go as this weird Seal thing pleases and we’re in some kind of Apocalyptic fight. So now the important questions.
1. I have these great giftcards that need be spent so I can own more than the dress I’m currently wearing. And while I look amazing in it, I feel like I don’t want to wear it forever, so where do people even shop in the middle of Nowheresville, USA?
2. What do you even do in the middle of an Apocalypse? Aside from wear tacky jewelry so you don’t get possessed?
[Vampires] 3. Where are we getting our blood from because you know fish gotta swim, vampires gotta eat. So do we have a blood bag source around here?