ETA: Filtered against Lucifer (really?)
Okay, you know, I am pretty sure I'm not supposed to be in Kansas of all places right now. And while the lady was nice enough to open her internet cafe so I could go on here and check out whatever she was talking about, I'm going to need someone to cut to the chase quickly because I have a pageant to successfully finish, and I'm not about to let the fact I'm in the wrong state stop that from happening.