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Tweak says, "god won't let me die"

Mason (thescrewup) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2010-04-19 21:49:00

Entry tags:

andrea rojas, clark kent, dawn summers, kara zor-el, mason

ok, i just want to say for the record, in case anyone else out there was thinking the same thing.

i hear i look like some fuck that killed off an entire race, but im not him. my name is mason and i dont generaly kill people ~~despite what you might assume thanks to my job~~. ~~except that once, but that was an exception. and that other time doesnt count because he was already dead when i killed him.~~

Edit: alright, i looked up that zod fucker. turns out, i can see a bit of resembelence. at least with the tv version of him. ~~and he looks like me me, not what im supposed to look like to the living. is everyone here dead?~~ strange thing was that i guess the other bird was right. i am on a tv show. something called dead like me.

so when do i get the money from having a show about me?

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	avengingwarrior 2010-04-20 02:05 am UTC (link)
	You're alive. I'm guessing that means you managed to convince her. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 02:06 am UTC (link)
	~~alive?~~ im in the same shape i was before she flew in my window, yeah. and i think i may have convinced her at least for now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2010-04-20 02:10 am UTC (link)
	You must be one fast talker. It takes some convincing to get Kara off track. I wonder if you can consider it one of those epic moments of life. Tell all of your friends that you managed to not get Supergirl to kick your ass while her mind was set on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 02:13 am UTC (link)
	it helps that im not who she thinks i am. supergirl? as in comic books? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2010-04-20 02:15 am UTC (link)
	~~Maybe. She could have punched you fir~~ Yeah. It does. As in. Except not. Different reality than that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 02:18 am UTC (link)
	i think its safe to say that this is the strangest place ive ever been. ~~and i lived through~~ ~~was around during the 60s~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2010-04-20 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to the club. We have cookies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 03:56 am UTC (link)
	oh? i do like cookies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2010-04-20 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Andrew and I make the best ones. ~~It's true facts~~ I'm Andrea by the way. It's nice to know that you're not interested in killing us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:16 am UTC (link)
	i have no idea who andrew is, but ill be sure to keep that in mind. im mason, as said above. and no. im really not. interested in killing you that is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingwarrior 2010-04-20 11:50 am UTC (link)
	You'll see him around the boards sooner or later. He's one of the heads of the apartment complex for new arrivals. Andrew's co-First in Command with Buffy. He's good with the being friendly, so you'll see him around. Nice to cyber-meet you Mason. I kind of figured that out but that's always good to know. ~~We have too many things trying to kills us as a group~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 03:30 am UTC (link)
	That's very good to know. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	just thought id go ahead and put it out there. im not really the biggest fan of people breaking into my flat because i look like someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Kara broke into your flat? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 03:35 am UTC (link)
	she owes me a new latch for my window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm surprised she doesn't owe you a new window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 03:45 am UTC (link)
	so this sort of things common for her then? good to know. im not exactly against breaking and entering as a whole, just when its in my flat. ~~that i broke into and claimed for myself~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 03:48 am UTC (link)
	When you have superstrength, it's a little hard to keep it in control sometimes. She ~~probably~~ didn't mean any harm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 03:51 am UTC (link)
	i might believe you on that if she hadnt threatened to drop me in the sun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 03:54 am UTC (link)
	In her defense, you do look a lot like Zod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 03:54 am UTC (link)
	well thats not my fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 03:57 am UTC (link)
	No, it isn't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:03 am UTC (link)
	its just the same bloody actor. maybe hell get in an accident soon. ~~i want to be the one to get his post-it.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Why would you think that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:06 am UTC (link)
	i didnt say that i think its going to happen, just that maybe it will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 04:08 am UTC (link)
	It's still a terrible thing to think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:13 am UTC (link)
	what can i say? some people are just morbid by nature. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I can see that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daughterofel 2010-04-20 04:04 am UTC (link)
	That isn't your window. The owner of that apartment died just the other day. I don't owe you anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 04:05 am UTC (link)
	He took a dead persons apartment? That's just...tacky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:08 am UTC (link)
	its victimless. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 04:08 am UTC (link)
	It's horrible. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	daughterofel 2010-04-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
	According to the research I did, yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_sonofkryp215 2010-04-20 04:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm surprised you did your research. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:07 am UTC (link)
	its my apartment now, being as it doesnt belong to anyone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daughterofel 2010-04-20 04:10 am UTC (link)
	Until the family of this person comes to claim their belongings, or the government does. And the land lord finds you in there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	oh, and then what happens? i find a new place to stay. its not like everywhere in the world is just free to live in. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	niblet 2010-04-20 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Dead like me? What's it about? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thescrewup 2010-04-20 05:26 am UTC (link)
	i probably shouldnt say, even here. but what i can say is that there are commercials for it on youtube. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	niblet 2010-04-20 05:49 am UTC (link)
	It looks pretty funny! Was that girl really killed by what looked like a toilet seat? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	so_lovely 2010-04-21 02:58 am UTC (link)
	You don't. I'm speaking from experience since I'm fictional here as well it seems. (Reply to this)