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Tweak says, "Bring in the dancing lobsters"

Captain Becker really likes guns (action_man) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2013-05-12 17:04:00

Entry tags:

becker, connor temple, jack harkness, john jones, lydia bennet, ruby winchester

No evil/Hal/Mitchell/Clark
Did anyone realise that those vampires weren't kidding when they said they were going massacre a convent? Because I was patrolling and I found the convent and yes.

Also EMDs do make them confused. Briefly. But that brief time is very important for survival.

I'm going to lie down now.

[Filtered to Jack]

Ow.

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	frostandsnow 2013-05-12 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Hah Goddamn Copycat vampires I bet it wasn't Hah nuns! That's awful. Those poor nuns. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen war zones with less body parts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	frostandsnow 2013-05-12 04:20 pm UTC (link)
	I can imagine...I really can. I'm assuming you didn't hang around so, people should go do ...cleanup and all. And families need telling. Can you get our cops on it, are there cops on scene? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	I was mostly focused on not dying, getting away and passing out. I have no idea what's happened now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hates_clowns 2013-05-12 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Where? ~~All I had planned today was basketball not body burning and cleaning b~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	[ADDRESS OF A SMALL CONVENT JUST OUTSIDE TOWN] Do not recommend going alone, I have no idea if the pair of them are still there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hates_clowns 2013-05-12 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Got it. I'll get my partner then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	I'd recommend multiple partners. They're fast and they're strong. EMDs seem to slow them down though, if that helps? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hates_clowns 2013-05-12 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Got it. EMDs? I've got your basic stake/silver/holywater mashup. But no EMD. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	Electro-Muscular Disruptors. Basically hits the nervous system and causes all the muscles to freeze up. High enough pulse can take down a T-Rex. I can say that with confidence because I did it one time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hates_clowns 2013-05-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Should not be the time to want to see that, but at some point mind if I take a look? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Feel free. Took me a while to warm to them over real guns, but they're a good non-lethal alternative if needed. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	red_eyed_hunter 2013-05-12 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'm a cop here. John Jones, detective rank. I could handle the speaking to families part as needed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 09:07 am UTC (link)
	That's good. I'm just going to be passing out a while, I think. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_r2d2 2013-05-12 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	SURVIVAL?? Were they still there? Dammit, Becker, I'm fond of you NOT being dead, please. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't realise they were still there until after I followed the blood trail inside. I'm fine, had worse during the war. Patched myself up alright. Though, quick question, you don't turn into one of them just from a bite, right? It's not like zombies or anything? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2013-05-13 07:15 am UTC (link)
	...you're a doofus. "Patched myself up!" Like it's nothing. God I'm glad Abby's basically boycotting the computer. Or maybe I should set her loose on you. Depends on the verse, I'd think. Probably not, if so I imagine you'd feel it already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 09:03 am UTC (link)
	I don't think anyone has ever called me a doofus before. Would it help if I get Jack to come over and make sure I did patch myself up properly?! Apparently I'm good. I didn't drink any of their blood so no fangs for me. Thank fuck. Not a lifestyle choice I want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2013-05-13 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Congrats, there's a first time for everything? Since when does Jack have a medical degree? ~~There's a "doctor" joke in there somewhere, I know it~~ Good. You'd look stupid with fangs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 05:12 pm UTC (link)
	I feel like we should note the occasion or something. You never know, the immortal man might have collected a medical degree somewhere along the line. He can check I cleaned the wounds out and patched them up neatly. I really don't think I could pull them off. I'd probably end up being one of those vampires with a lisp or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2013-05-13 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	...I'm pretending this conversation isn't happening. For the record. Including that part. Cause this is just weird. Go get some sleep. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Probably best. I'm going to take some painkillers and sleep for a few hours. Do not do anything reckless while I'm out. Same goes for your wife. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-05-13 07:17 am UTC (link)
	No, you don't. You have to drink from them, too. ~~God when did that become shit I know~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 09:04 am UTC (link)
	That's good to know. You're a friend of the real versions, aren't you. I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-05-13 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. It's fine. We just need to end this before they kill an entire city. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	If there's anything I can do to help, let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-05-13 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	Keep up the patrols when you're feeling up to it. Carry a stake with you. And let everyone know if you see them. ~~It's all I've got for now~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, ma'am. I'll be back on patrol in a few hours. Will you be alright? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-05-13 05:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh please don't call me ma'am. I'm no leader here. ~~Just a stupid girl with a stupid crush and the stupid tendency to not let people tell me what to do~~ I'm fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	I was raised to be polite when speaking to a lady, unless I know them well enough to be otherwise. And I'm sure that Abby wishes I was still polite to her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-05-13 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Just makes me feel old. ~~And I'm sure as hell no 'lady', either~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry? We can be on a first name basis if you want? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	enjoytheadorbs 2013-05-13 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	Sure. ~~Not that it'll matter for long~~ Lydia, nice to meet you. Sorry ~~my idiot friends got you~~ you were hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-13 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Nice to meet you too, I'm Becker. Don't worry about it, I really have had worse before. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	onlysayinghello 2013-05-12 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	This is why people say don't patrol alone. And no your guns don't count. [Becker] Are you sure you're okay? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	action_man 2013-05-12 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we're sort of low on people right now. [Jack] As long as there's no lasting effects from a vampire bite, I'll be fine. I really have had worse before. Wouldn't say no to you coming and checking in person though. Once we know I'm not about to turn into some blood sucking lunatic. (Reply to this) (Parent)