InsaneJournal

Alright creepy internet board, give me answers. Cause gotta tell ya waking up in the bed of the most powerful guy in town is one thing. Waking up in his bed in freaking Kansas when I've never even left Storybrooke is another But since I didn't start there, didn't agree to go to Kansas and never met the guy before today how the hell drunk was I?

I only had two of those daquri things...

Least I'm pretty sure, all got a bit blurry and then I was here.

Gold, hate to love ya and leave ya and all but yeah, no. . Not to mention the fact I have absolutely no idea how I hooked up with you and all. I really just wanna get drunk.

Can I shout  a few off someone so there can be a bus back to Maine?

How far away is Maine? Geography was soooo not my thing.