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Tweak says, "i'm super thanks for asking!"

Seifer Almasy (sorceressknight) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-12-28 23:40:00

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claudia donovan, lois lane, seifer almasy, stiles stilinski, victoire weasley

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Things I have learned about your holidays:

--You guys really like beards on your mythological figures. Like, to an unhealthy degree. What's up with that?
--Never try to snake the last shopping cart from a woman surrounded by three kids.
--It is a Bad Idea to ask a woman in a black dress (a habit, I came to find out) if red and green were the beard guy's favorite colors. You won't get an answer, but you will lose 45 minutes of your life.
--It is way too fucking cold to be celebrating anything.
--Most importantly, your universe seems to approve my mocking Zell. All of the things I could have wished for, and stealing the last Balamb Garden hotdog right out from under his deeply obsessed nose is still the most satisfying thing I could have asked for.

Two questions: 1.) Are we done with the holidays until it's actually properly warm?
2.) Who does a guy talk to about getting a legal ID here? I'd really like it if I could make some money that your stores would actually take. I managed to charm my way into some groceries, but I'm pretty sure that only works the one time.

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	thatlanewit 2012-12-29 08:39 am UTC (link)
	~~The good guys but not we~~ At least good came out on top that time. Names first. I like to know who's ass I'm about to kick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorceressknight 2012-12-29 08:47 am UTC (link)
	At least there's that. It would have been a pretty hellish world if not. Seeing as how I'm going to be the one winning this thing, I should probably tell you who you can tell people to blame for your epic loss. Name's Seifer Almasy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-12-29 08:50 am UTC (link)
	Seifer, you better remember to let everyone know you were bested by Lois Lane tomorrow. Declarations of my cunning strategy and superb snowball skills should be in the post. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorceressknight 2012-12-29 09:10 am UTC (link)
	In your dreams, Lois. When I win, you should make sure to mention my aggressive campaign and unconventional tactics. If you want to undersell it and say I'm in the top three of snowball fight opponents, I'm okay with that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-12-29 09:14 am UTC (link)
	You won't even make the top ten list. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sorceressknight 2012-12-29 09:16 am UTC (link)
	Brave words, Lane. I hope you're prepared to eat them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thatlanewit 2012-12-29 09:17 am UTC (link)
	Just be down there in ten. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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