Lois Lane; Intrepid Reporter (thatlanewit) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2012-07-24 19:59:00 |
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Entry tags: | clark kent/superman, cole turner, kimberly corman, lancelot, lois lane, oliver queen/green arrow, svetlana sergievsky |
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Just to let everyone know the Superman Express is now available for flights all around the world. For only a dollar you can go wherever your heart desires in one quick trip. Return flights are also a dollar. Sorry, no refunds.
Drawbacks may include, but are not limited to: getting stranded if there’s a threat that needs immediate attention, air sickness, and very windswept hair on departure. Also don't wear a hat. You’ll definitely lose it.
Feel free to book your flight today.
And because jokes are hard to read on the internet, that was all a joke, but man I wish because I’d be getting seventy cents for every dollar if I could market this. And there’s this new pair of purple pumps that would look wonderful on my feet...
If you can make it though, I really recommend seeing the Great Wall. Or flying over it. It's a beautiful piece of architecture and the history that surrounds you while you're standing on it is something else.
Personally, I think if I don’t cut it as a reporter, I could make a decent photographer.