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Kimberly Corman hearts nerds (onlynewlife) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2012-07-19 22:20:00

Entry tags:

clark kent/superman, jessica moore, kimberly corman, lois lane

[Clark]
Hey, so...you were dating that Darcy chick back when she had her kids right? Do you know when her friends threw her a baby shower? It's just I really wanna do one for Jess, but I've never had a pregnant friend before now and I have no idea...and this is Lawrence so shit gets crazy and I have a feeling just going by what it says online is kinda asking for something to go horribly awry, ya know?

[Lois]
...douche. He's hot, nice pick. No expectations, but we're going for coffee on Wednesday after work.

[Jess]
Hey. You. I have something for you.

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	Kim outofhisleague 2012-07-20 02:47 am UTC (link)
	What's the occasion? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Jess onlynewlife 2012-07-20 02:53 am UTC (link)
	There isn't one, I just saw it when I was shopping and thought of you. :) It's nothing amazing or anything lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim outofhisleague 2012-07-20 04:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure whatever it is it is actually amazing, Kim. Thank you, though, really! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jess onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:09 am UTC (link)
	It's really not, you might smack me lol but I bear the gift with all the love ever ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 02:51 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure you guys will have fun. He's a really nice guy. Bit of an ego and don't feed him peanuts. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 02:56 am UTC (link)
	It's just coffee, Lois. :P He seems it, anyway, so far. No peanuts, check. I'll try to remember that when we're feeding each other chocolate covered things while laying in bed and talking about how amazing you are for making it happen. ...it's coffee, let me reiterate lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Try walking in on him doing his yoga routine at some point. That is always worth it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Stoooooop, don't make me fall headfirst from one bad crush to another, I don't even know this guy, yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:19 am UTC (link)
	Just getting you back for all the teasing you've been doing to me over the last few days. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 03:20 am UTC (link)
	Hey, that was fair game. :P (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I'll pull back on any further teasing now. My job is done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 03:23 am UTC (link)
	You are such a jerk lmao I, uh, noticed that you didn't ask if he was available first...so I'm assuming you already knew he's single or did you forget that somewhat important point beforehand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:25 am UTC (link)
	~~Considering I'm the last girl he truly dated~~ He's single, Kim. I wouldn't set you up with someone who isn't single. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 03:27 am UTC (link)
	You're the one that said you weren't sure, I'm just saying. Hey, do you know anything about baby showers? Random and off-topic, I know, but something tells me asking Clark is going to yield little useful information, in retrospect. ~~Gonna leave it there, though, because hey, you never know~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:28 am UTC (link)
	We talked in a filter eventually, Kim. No clue about baby showers. Clark might have insight into them, but I honestly have no idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lois

onlynewlife
2012-07-20 03:34 am UTC (link)

I don't know when I'm supposed to throw it...I wanna do it earlier than normal because the Seal has a great way of fucking things up for people ~~like my birthday party ugh~~ and I want to have some wiggle room if that happens but not like have it too early. God, I suck at this stuff lol

I don't know if he'll have insight into them but he might at least remember when Darcy's friends threw hers? I've never really talked to her so I don't wanna ask her and I don't really know what circles she runs in like he does or did, at least.

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	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure he'll get back to you when he can. I can always ask Darcy if you want though. I talk to her. ~~Sort of~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 03:40 am UTC (link)
	Haha, if he knows how to answer :P He's a boy, at the end of the day lol ~~Really? Why? She seems like kind of a bitch to me...~~ Oh, seriously? That'd be kind of awesome, actually. I'd be the biggest failure if I fucked up Jess's baby shower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:50 am UTC (link)
	He's also got some articles due that he's had to put off and I'm sure still out doing his patrol. Not to mention I think I heard there was an earthquake down south somewhere so he's no doubt helping out with that. And I don't think you can actually mess up a shower if you provide cake and gifts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I don't expect him to answer right away, dude is holy-shit-busy all the time. Yeah, you can, if you wait too long and have to throw it after the fact when the mom is all tired and hates everyone ever for encroaching on what little time she has to catch up on sleep probably lol (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 03:52 am UTC (link)
	He really is. When is she due? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Ummm...like November, I think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:07 am UTC (link)
	I think you have some time then. Maybe next month is a good idea? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Well yeah, I know, but I'm one of those anal people that hates not being on top of everything way before I need to be. See, that's what I was wondering...like next month or September or something but I was second-guessing that it might be too soon, too. Can I tell you a secret and have it stay that way...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:15 am UTC (link)
	If I ever find out when you're supposed to do one I'll let you know. I'll do some research into it for you. I can keep a secret. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:18 am UTC (link)
	You rock so much, thank you ♥! I want to be happy for Jess, so much. She's my best friend...and I should be...but I can't. I'm really jealous, because I can't ever have kids. Does that make me a bad friend...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:20 am UTC (link)
	No, that makes you someone dealing with her own issues. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lois

onlynewlife
2012-07-20 04:28 am UTC (link)

I mean...I can have kids; I did in some universe...but it kills me. So. ...yeah. She was gorgeous and smart and I wish I could still be a part of making her happen but she'll never exist now. ~~What kind of asshole blames an innocent teenager from the future for her breakup? Oh, that'd be me.~~

...maybe I shouldn't. You know, meet Oliver on Wednesday...maybe I still have too many issues to be trying to get back in the saddle...

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	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:32 am UTC (link)
	~~What...god this place~~ That has to be rough to deal with, Kim. I'm sure Jess would understand if you explained that to her. It doesn't have to be getting back into the saddle. Think of it as making a new friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:36 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God, no. I'm not telling Jess! No way! Friends don't usually meet the first time under the thinly veiled guise of a first date, though, Lois. Maybe this was a bad idea... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:39 am UTC (link)
	Alright. You don't have to go if you don't want to. ~~I can always set you two up at some other point.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Lois

onlynewlife
2012-07-20 04:44 am UTC (link)

She'd feel so bad, Lois, and I don't want to be the reason for that.

Ugh, I do but...I don't know. Tell me what to do. I don't know what to do...I don't know if, like, it's too soon or I'm only thinking it because I'm thinking of Jilly or what. ~~It's just coffee. ...but Shaina convinced me years ago that coffee equals sex so... Fuck me, what~~ ~~Goddammit, Shaina~~

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	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Okay, seriously. I am the last person to come to for relationship advice. The last guy I went on a date with tried to kill me. No, technically, the last guy I went on a date with stood me up, but the one before that tried to kill me. The only one who can know what to do in this situation is you, Kim. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:54 am UTC (link)
	...Oliver's not gonna kill me, right? lol Just, I don't know, flip a coin and tell me what to do, because I can't decide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
	He's not going to kill you. I told you I wouldn't pick anyone crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Just checking :P ...I'll sleep on it and if I'm still indecisive, you're flipping a coin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kim thatlanewit 2012-07-20 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Never gonna happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lois onlynewlife 2012-07-20 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Killing me, Smalls. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kim ex_savior698 2012-07-20 04:27 am UTC (link)
	I think any point after the baby's gender is discovered is safe. I mean, I'm obviously no expert on the subject, but I know a lot of those baby shower games, themes, and gifts are sort of reliant on boy/girl things? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Clark onlynewlife 2012-07-20 04:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm kinda looking for when is too soon versus too late. The rest I could probably find online but if you're willing to throw me some ideas, I'm more than willing to take 'em. How far along was Darcy when her friends threw hers? Do you remember? (Reply to this) (Parent)