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Tweak says, "You're like a total hobag!"

Troy Barnes has a thing for butt stuff (troythewondrboy) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-12-11 18:29:00

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connor temple, jason todd/red hood, max ride, troy barnes

What's going on? Come on! It was definitely Annie's turn to play the kidnapped Batman love interest! It was me the last three times, Abed. We're even for the grappling hook, now, seriously. She doesn't make a very good Catwoman, anyway. No offense, Annie. Where'd you leave me, you guys? I gotta get back; it's Inspector Space Time night, this isn't funny. Come out and get me, guys, or I'm calling Jeff. I mean it.

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	renegade_robin 2011-12-12 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't think you're Batman's type. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Huh? Oh! No, Batman's not my type either, but until Annie moved in, nobody else would play Abed Is Batman with us so...it was always me. Because, you know...Abed...is Batman...I'm Troy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renegade_robin 2011-12-12 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Sure he is. You got any other fascinating hobbies you wanna tell me about? Jason. Welcome to Lawrence. But, you know. Not really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 03:07 am UTC (link)
	No, I mean...he's the one with the costume. Never mind. I can rap in Spanish...? ~~Sorta~~ Sup. Why not really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	renegade_robin 2011-12-12 03:10 am UTC (link)
	You've got one on me, then. I can speak Spanish. Can't rap in it. I was never very good at rhyming. You've been dragged into the apocalypse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 03:14 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't make sense in English. The rap. I can drop a beat though and that's the hardest part. Seriously? ...oh man, it's not even 2012 yet! I promised Abed we'd watch the world end together. He's gonna be so disappointed... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Uh No, Catwoman's already here. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:29 am UTC (link)
	She looks pretty hot when she's in costume, right? I mean...wait, you don't mean Annie, do you, dude? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Nope. Actual Catwoman. ~~And she really, really does~~ Wait, you were wearing a Catwoman costume? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Whaaaaat? You know Catwoman's just a character right? NO! ...Annie plays Catwoman. Sometimes... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 04:56 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, sure. And so am I. You probably are, too. Oh, well, I just assumed since you said it wasn't your turn and all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:59 am UTC (link)
	What's your name? Maybe I've heard of you? ~~I'm not that dumb~~ Uhh...well, usually when Annie's not playing I play Kickpuncher. That's an epic battle, Batman and Kickpuncher. His punches have the power of his kicks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Doubt it, doesn't seem like most people here watch, but that's actually fine with me. Google it, though. Connor Temple. I should warn you not to google yourself, but someone told me that and I kind of wish I had. Up to you. Who?? ~~That's not even a real~~ ~~I mean, I know superheroes, that's not a superhero~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:21 am UTC (link)
	You're on TV? That's awesome! I've totally Googled me before, it's just a bunch of stuff from my glory days. Before the keg flip. You've never heard of Kick— ehhh well he was a B movie character. We mostly watched to make fun of it, like Mystery Science Theater. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 05:40 am UTC (link)
	Something like that. And I'm pretty sure googling yourself in this world is different than googling yourself back home. ~~Keg flip? Seriously?~~ Dude, look up Sharktopus. If you need a B movie fix, that's the one here to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Really? How? ~~Totally doing it!~~ That sounds awesome! But it's no fun doing that by yourself. I need Abed. Or Chang. Or both! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't kidding about Catwoman being real, remember? So is Superman. And Star Wars. All of that is here. And people from things some people know and others don't. And...that's just how this place works. Yeah, I get that. My friends and I used to do stuff like that, too. I actually considered starting a vlog for those things, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Who's Donald Glover?! What's Community_Wiki and why do they know everything about me?! Is it a government thing? Really?! Do you have that Sharktopus thing? We should do it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	not_r2d2 2011-12-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Probably the guy who's face you have. My guess is, Community would be the show or movie or book you're from, and they know everything about you because they've watched/read it. Course I do! And Shark Attack 1-3. I was on a shark kick for a while there. We definitely should. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 06:20 am UTC (link)
	That's crazy. Abed said life stops being like a TV show when you say stuff you'd never hear in a TV show like how much life is like a TV show. Awesome! Are you any good at it? Makin' jokes? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 04:31 am UTC (link)
	Aren't you a little old to be playing pretend? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Me? No...? It's fun! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 04:36 am UTC (link)
	No, the guy behind you. My little sister doesn't even play pretend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Oohhh, heh, there's nobody behind me. She should, though; it's good times. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Really?? There's more important things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:47 am UTC (link)
	Uh, yeah! Sometimes it's nice not to be studying for Biology, okay? We do other things that aren't pretend that are fun, too, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 04:50 am UTC (link)
	You're a sciencey type? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 04:53 am UTC (link)
	Not really, I just took the class because that's the one the study group voted on. I liked Anthropology, though, last year. We watched Youtube videos every day for a week, it was awesome! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 05:19 am UTC (link)
	Good. Wasn't looking forward to hating you on impulse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:22 am UTC (link)
	You don't like science either? I hate it. One time, we had to teach a rat to respond to us singing a song. Abed knew I hated rats and he picked a duet anyway. Plus, it's boring. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 05:25 am UTC (link)
	I don't like scientists. There's a difference. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well...I'm not one of those. I'm barely making a C right now. How come you don't like 'em, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Grades are overrated. School is pretty overrated, too. Being a science experiment sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:33 am UTC (link)
	I like Greendale okay, but mostly only because of my study group. And Paintball Wars. And Annie's Boobs. Tell me about it. Annie asked me to help her with a psychology experiment and then she just made me sit there for hours and I missed a show I wanted to watch and she never even said she was sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 05:41 am UTC (link)
	Good to know. Oh, yeah? That's awful. Me, I was a test tube baby and my DNA was spliced up and combined with a bird's and then I was raised in a dog crate so they could experiment on how the product turned out. But yours sounds just terrible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Holy crap...that's way worse. Isn't that illegal or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 05:45 am UTC (link)
	Should be. Probably is. Didn't stop them though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:47 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, Britta woulda had a field day with that. She'd have set up a protest or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 05:50 am UTC (link)
	Isn't that a water filter? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 05:51 am UTC (link)
	That too, but I meant my friend. ~~She's so hot I don't even care that her name is stupid~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 06:02 am UTC (link)
	I kinda figured. Not that I can judge on weird names. My family consists of Gazzy, Nudge, Iggy, and ~~Jerkface~~ Fang. At least mine and Angel's are sort of normal. Oh. Right. Hi, I'm Max. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Those are pretty weird... Hey Max, I'm Troy. Nice to meet ya. ...do you like blanket forts? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, we never got proper names so what we had stuck. I wouldn't know? I don't think I ever had one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh. If that was how it worked for me, I'd be Wonder Boy ha! Whaaaat?! I'm making one. Now. And you have to come. Everybody needs to chill in a blanket fort and eat Hot Pockets or popcorn at least once in their life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingleader 2011-12-12 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Sounds like a superhero. Like Superboy. Who's actually really cool. Okay? What's a hot pocket? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troythewondrboy 2011-12-12 06:21 am UTC (link)
	It's just what they called me in high school. Troy, Troy, the Wonder Boy. You know Superboy? This place is really weird. Do you know what Community_Wiki is? That guy up there doesn't. You've never? Oh man, only the best thing of all time! I can't believe you've never had a Hot Pocket! (Reply to this) (Parent)