|Andy Gallagher is not the droid you're looking for (brain_ninja) wrote in wariscomingcom,
@ 2011-11-02 03:47:00
|andy gallagher, florence vassy, noah puckerman, quinn fabray, tina cohen-chang
Filtered against evil, Ava & Jason
I'm never fucking watching TV again.
He's like my br And she was kinda like my Well, no, she wasn't but they look the s My eyes are bleeding. They're fucking bleeding.
Dude, fuck Glee. That's all. That fuckin' show is stupid and you guys are way better than that. All of you. And now I'm gonna put a foot through my television and find another book. I knew there was a reason I like reading.
[ooc: added in a few minutes later]
All right, look, so...remember that one time when you were kinda my mom for a couple of weeks?
Here's the thing, and it's totally fucked up because of our actual ages, but, want it or not, you're about the closest thing to a mom I've ever and probably will ever have. I'm not askin' you for anything and it ain't like I really, you know, want a mom at this point in my life, but...
Okay, this is so awkward, and I'm really sorry right up front and all...but I could really use...
Okay. Back it up. I got fuckin' bored tonight and I made a stupid mistake and I was flippin' through the channels and I found Glee and shit and Puck's my friend and they've got that whole baby story line going and I know I already mentioned to you about how I want kids and so yeah, I get jealous of him a little and yeah, it made me want to watch (even if Quinn is a total bitch on the show and it makes me wonder if I ever actually wanna meet her here since that's now and forever my first impression, but whatever, I digress)...but see, the lady that has Beth on the show...she has your face.
And he — Puck — ugh. I can't even...
How do I separate that actress from you? Because you're not the same and I know that but... Yeah, how do I separate? Because right now I kind of want to punch Puck in the fuckin' face and that shit isn't his fault.
So, in short, I guess what I'm saying is...help?