Mark Cohen is addicted to unhealthy relationships (mydocumentary) wrote in wariscomingcom, @ 2011-09-30 21:18:00 |
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Entry tags: | faith lehane, mark cohen, roger davis |
Filtery Filter of Anti-Evilness
Wow. Really, just wow.
Note to self: thank whatever powers there are every single day that I had the balls to disregard anything my father ever said. Holy shit I was a douche. Waking up with a strange woman is only cool if the strange woman isn't pissed at you for something you said the night before.
I'd apologize for the things he said to you guys but seeing as it wasn't me saying them, I'm just going to say that he's getting what's coming to him. I may or may not have left his cell phone out where the equally bitchy wife could see it. And unlocked. And all the sexting she can handle. Honestly, who does that? I was no better than Maureen It was sick. Absolutely sick.
[Maureen]
If I'm still invited and you haven't blocked me from every wave of social communication ever, I'd still like to celebrate with you guys tonight. I've got gifts, after all. I did remember. I always remember.
[Faith]
So it seems we missed our night out. But we got another one? Complete with a stowaway, lol. There's really no way to not make this weird, is there?