Wandermere

Michael Christopher Corner
and
Stephen Matthew Cornfoot
request the honor of your presence
as they unite in marriage
on Saturday, the fifteen of September
two thousand eight
at two o’clock
Cornfoot Estate
Yorkshire

Who: Those Invited to the Boot/Goldstein Wedding
When: Saturday
Where: The Lovegrove
What: A wedding!

( Thou hast me, if thou hast me, at the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better and better. And therefore tell me, most fair Terry, will you have me? )

Chocolate covered bacon is everything.

That is all.

Private to George

Babies are about the size of sweet peas!! Isn't that adorable?! Still perfectly healthy, I had Bertha do the one month check-up early, because we're going to be busy in the next few days.

That brings me to the next bit of information. I had her to do the gender spell as well, and write it down. Do you want to know? Or we can keep it a surprise.

Hermione had found the spell to break Luna’s marriage bond. It works as long as there aren’t romantic feelings involved. She wants to wait and see although i can’t figure out for what. So basicallh go forth and get people unmarried. Also you only need one partu for the spell however the other will feel a tingling that lets them know that the bond is beoken.
Attached there’s the incatarion and movement. Enjoy!

You're Cordially Invited
To the Wedding of
Terry Boot and Anthony Goldstein

The 4th of August, 2008
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon
Lovegrove

How are you feeling? I understand you and George don't plan to dissolve the marriage, so I'm selfishly cheering because now you get to be my sister in law. I hope that means I get auntie duties early on?

Warded to men and women between the age of 18 and 40

Just a reminder that Friday is Kirley's birthday and also the biggest, baddest birthday bash EVAH.

Ages 18-40
Dress code: naked or underwear/bra/corset

It will be at the arena above the Bubble Palace.

Who: Penny and Percy
What: Breaking the spell
Where: His office at the Ministry
When: Thursday, just before four

( Impatience had won over. )

Draco and Bill found a counter spell. I'm including the incantation 'conminuo' and an explanation of the movements. Go forth and spread it on as many people as possible.

Also remember to explain about the fertility spell and remove it or these people will be sterile for life. Not that it's necessarily a bad thing considering how annoying children are.

Ron, Alexis, Nev and Luna, get one of us to cast the spell. Not that we don't trust you but... yes we don't trust you and by the way, we made you sterile, so we can remove that spell.

Burbage has been successful and I know the spell. However, Aunt Bella doesn't know the anti-curse or if there is one. After all, the spell ends after they have a child and are married, so I doubt anyone would have created an anti-curse. Still, with the spell, it'll be easier to create an anti-curse.

I've also informed Bill since he's a lot less annoying that most of you.

Who: Whoever is at Malfoy Manor
When: Afternoon, 9th of July
Where: Public library, Malfoy Manor
What: Draco is bored, Ravenclaws are tired, lots of snarking

( Let's fix things )

Research time: And if anyone has any moral objections, fuck off. Really just leave us alone and you do whatever.

So Muggles have something called morning after pill, that prevents fertilized eggs from attaching to the uterus. It's not really abortion because there's no embryo yet. So we need a spell that can do the same, and if we can't do it in time, then something that causes a miscarriage.

We can't go and hex everyone because there are people who are legitimately pregnant like Dani, but we should make a plan and concentrate on everyone who got married today or after today.

I should have thought of this before, but I didn't know that we'd have a mass wedding. So, since we can't stop them, we can make the men sterile. I got the spell from Hannah, it's safe and will last until reversed.

I'm enclosing an explanation of the spell. Go forth, walk around, see friends and cast it on as many people as you can. Women too since we don't know which one did that stupid hermaphrodite spell.

Terry, would you see Stephen? He's more likely to talk to you. The Weird Sisters and spouses are covered.

Aleki told me about the hex. What can I do to help? I know it's too late

In case you haven't noticed, ALL purebloods have been hexed. The hex makes them want to get married and have children. Now considering that magic only requires consent and these people are consenting, they are getting fucking married. The best we can do is ensure that they use the new spell so that they can get divorced once we fix them.

We've been casting healing spells that we were taught by a healer who probably would fix this in a day except you know he's bloody busy finding a proper wife, so we need help. Anyone with any healing background, anyone with books (we think this spell is likely found in books cursed to be read by purebloods only so don't do anything stupid), we'd love the help.

It also seems that purebloods who are already married with children aren't going crazy. Maybe we can ask their help to keep their children/grandchildren/relatives safe, but honestly I think it'll be impossible to stop them from 'starting the perfect family' and we should concentrate on finding a cure.

Who: Penny and Percy
When: Afternoon, Friday 7th July
Where: At their flat
What: Probably the most dispassionate breakup ever

( Nothing made sense anymore. )

Who: Public
When: evening, 2 July
Where: Diamond Arena, Diadem Opera House
What: There's a public celebration for England's win

( Congratulations on Winning the Cup )

Would you mind helping me pull some books this evening to lend to Michael and Stephen tomorrow? They are assisting with these newly bitten Muggles and I need to help them brush up on that subject, and brew some wolfsbane as well. It's been some time, but I'm confident I can handle the potion.

[Private to Penny]

As an intellectual question, you wouldn’t happen to have much literature on werewolves and/or wolfsbane, would you? Sorry to ask, but I’m doing a bit of a research project at the moment.

[For the Claws]

Just checking in, is everyone okay? Does anyone need any help with anything? I’m driving myself insane now I’m not working, and quite possibly Stephen too.