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Who: Public
When: 2nd of May
Where: Hogwarts
What: a ceremony, an attack and lots of panic

- Held on Hogwarts grounds, in front of the castle. There's a long walk to the gates
- It's a bank holiday and most people would be there
- The students would also be in attendance
- There is no Apparition/Disapparition on the grounds. No real protections could have been put on because of the large amount of magic at Hogwarts
- There are speeches from the Minister, Harry, McGonagall
- The Death Eaters are polyjuiced and mixed with the ground. When they started the attack, no one knew what was happening. Lots of panic, screaming, running for the gates.
- McGonagall got the students inside and stopped adult from getting in.
- Shacklebolt, McGonagall and some other professors will be on the grounds, helping, dealing with the DE.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Things that have occurred to me after being kidnapped:

1. it was s spur of the moment decision, which means they couldn't know I was going there. They either have some spell on Magic Rock, and I'll need to go there and check, so volunteers for that? Or they have cast something on me, and in this case, who wants to take a crack at seeing what they cast? It can't be a simple locator spell. It was way too fast.

2. We should all carry a spare wand and a miniaturized spare journal.

3. We should all have a portkey to get the fuck out.

4. We should also have access to one of your house-elves since they can go behind the Fidelius and can Apparate you from room to room or even from room to the front door.

If they want to kidnap us, we'll make sure to get out, and if they want to kill us... well, I'm ready to defend myself

Blaise and Lisa seem to have disappeared. They had lunch together and after they had an unplanned trip to the new town (I spoke with her secretary). That's the last they were seen. I made a trip up there and I can't find anything out of the norm, but there were still damage from the last attack there, so I can't tell what's new and what's old.

Harry, I don't know if you can even send your Aurors up there, because there was no sign of Dark magic, but it's a bit too early for patrol to do anything. So do whatever you can.

DA, Order, whatever the fuck the name is today, seriously if you can do something, I'll make sure that Harry doesn't have a fit about what you do.

Dani, Luca, if you have seen Blaise, let me know. I haven't included Theo because I don't want him to worry when there's nothing he can do from Africa.

You, Cheating Harlot!

How dare you have breakfast in a public place after a night shift?

Now the whole world knows that you cheat on Luca. The moment he turns his eyes, you're eating all sorts of crappy food. He must be devastated.

So normally I’d feel a bit bad opening a pool about a sibling, but really, Percy is a little shit and I’m sure he would do something similar if he was on a situation like mine, where accidents cannot happen and come back to bite me on the arse.

Luca and I were talking, and let’s be fair, there is no doubt that Alec will not be the last kid Percy and Dani have. We also reckon it will take very little time for that to become a reality. But obviously the main question is how long after Alec is born is not long?

Current bets from us are:

1 month (July) - George because of the Harry's birthday bank holiday and it'll be the first time they can drink properly.

2 months (August) - Luca is harsh, but I can see the logic when it’ll be Percy’s birthday by then and we’ll be surprised if alcohol isn’t involved.

3 months (September) - Bill - because Ron becomes a Dad so we will all be drinking

4 Months (October) - Lenora - Because it's her birthday and everyone will drink

5 Months (November) - Ron who apparently can't be arsed to think of a reason

6 months (December - Me & Fleur because I won't argue with her about taking another month) - I reckon Christmas, I mean, they’re not going to be that careful I doubt, but maybe more so than last time. Also it’s cold and horrible and what else is there better to do on cold dark winter nights and mornings?

7 Months (January) - Fleur because it's still cold and New Years Eve after midnight is New Years Day.

8 Months (February) Hannah - because she is nice but also Valentine's Day

Obviously the question is does anyone want to come in on this and make this a little pool? If so, how much are we betting and give me your best dates and why. (The why doesn’t matter, but I reckon we get extra points and bragging rights if we get that bit right)

Who: The Weasleys, spouses and children
When: 14th April
Where: Shell's cottage
What: Another dinner

- Luca and Charlie brought Chloe and Marcel
- Marcel has a spell around to keep things away. They also use a spell to feed him. There's a spell to help with his breathing and one to notify them if he stops breathing. It would have rang a few times but it was only for a few seconds and therefore it wouldn't require any other intervention.
- They would have taken him to the beach with lots of spells to deal with the weather.
- Percy looks like he wants to kidnap him and... do something. He's not sure what. It also means that he's keeping Dani and Nico close.

Just as a confirmation, whilst that last message from Luca wasn't actually written by him, the sentiment is actually real.

Yes, I knew about it, no, I'm not even slightly bothered. Let's be fair, I've seen it all before anyway.

Since our husbands are deserting us, what do you guys think about going to the resort for the day with the kids? I'd love to take you all out on Satuday!

Has anyone else seen the March edition of Fanciful Forest? The new issue came out today and guess who's on the cover? Oh yes, that would be our brother.

For those who've missed it, I'm sending copies, my treat.

I'd like to point out:

a: the cover page with lack of scars and more abs that Charlie has
b: apparently hard work inspires him to stare into nothing
c: finally outdoor work means wearing clothes that cost more than a year salary.

If I have forgotten anything, feel free to point out all stupidity.

Who: All Weasleys
When: 10 March
Where: Shell cottage
What: They have Sunday meal together

- It's the usual chaos
- Lots of food
- No alcohol (Fleur says if she's suffering so are they; Bill says that they can sneak some firewhisky later)
- The weather is nice so they are spilling outside, flying, etc

Ron and I are going to be parents!

Monday, Hannah and Berta helped us with the fun spells needed, and the cocoon was formed. It takes a few days for the magic to work, but today they confirmed that it's all working properly.

Because of how it works, there are multiple eggs and sperms going into the cocoon, knowing that one or possibly more could attach. As it stands, two eggs have attached. Since everyone will ask about the gender, we did say that there's a preference for a girl, but since there's magic involved, Weasley speedy male sperms do not have a better chance of working. In fact, because of the spells involved and the time required for eggs to attach, there is a much greater chance that they are girls.

We should know in a few weeks.

Finally, ladies, since we keep saying that we should have a monthly women's night out and it never works out, how about we go soon? As an expectant mother, I'm told I deserve whatever I want and a spa is always great. My treat. Just pick the date.

I have some bad news and I wish that I could let you know in person, but things are insane and I expect the news to come out soon.

We were close to identify the mole in the Floo division. Apparently someone told them that we were close and they decided to attack before the arrest was made.

The Death Eaters attacked the Ministry flooing straight through the area reserved to law enforcement. There were three deaths and ten wounded, but they were all casualties while they got to their real goal: Harry. They used the killing curse on him. No playing, no wasted time just multiple people casting it to ensure that he died. We're not releasing the name of the dead until families are notified, however one was an Auror and she tried to protect Harry to the best of her abilities. Mac, Alexis is dead. I'm sorry. I'll inform Loraine and Jack myself.

We were able to kill four of them: Patrick Spangles, Tobias Thickey, Marcus Sykes and Jasper Rastrick.

Orion Moonshine is the mole and he managed to escape with Avery.

(((Sent after the wedding)))

I'm sure that no one would be so stupid as to say anything about Luca's condition, but in case I wasn't clear, this isn't information that should be shared with anyone. If you have told anyone, let me know now. If I find out that you told anyone and didn't tell me or if you decide to share the information after this message, I won't kill you. I will make sure that you will live a long and painful life during which you will be miserable and beg to die.

I hope that shows you how serious I am of this.

So, it has come to my understanding that you all have a pool on when I'll end up getting married.

Now, I rather feel I should be annoyed about this, but you know what, I'm actually not. And whoever had the weekend of the 23rd/24th of February (if any of you were daft enough to go that early) wins.

We're planning a small ceremony with just immediate family/possibly close friends on the 23rd, with something a lot bigger at the Estate on the 24th.

There are a load of reasons this is so quick, and I apologize for the short notice, Perce.

Anyway, long story short, the only thing I'm essentially in charge of is alcohol and making sure my brothers get robes sorted apparently. On that note, that's halfway been handled, but if you could get yourselves to Cloaked Delights sometime today to have your measurements/fittings done that would be great. He's expecting you, and you've got anytime between midday and 6pm, so you should be able to manage it in lunch breaks or whatever.

If anyone has any complaints on any of the above, please just consider I'm happy and I'm marrying a person and not a dragon like you all thought I might.

Who: Public
When: 14 February
Where: Sirens Cove
What: Ron and Lenora's wedding

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So, at the risk of Ron getting (more) annoyed - don't think I've not noticed - and the rest of you taking the piss royally, seeing as I'm there as much as home anyway, I'm moving in with Luca.

Before anyone asks stupid questions, yes, the chickens are going with me, and the dog's there already, but it'll be a gradual process given it's been decided with work that we still can't move Merlin and Morgana and nobody else is likely to want to live in a cottage in that state with dragons in the garden. Can't see why, but each to his own I suppose.

Right then, do your worst.

So since it's pretty clear that Charlie will end up married sooner rather than later, should we put some money on when's happening?

No dates before February 14, since we all know that they aren't that stupid to mess with Ron and Lenora. At least I hope they aren't that stupid

So, it's not quite one month but I'm TOO EXCITED to wait two more days. Happy one month to Sophie and Sammy! I could be incredibly obnoxious and post all their stats and milestones, but I'll just say they're thriving! Thank you to Mrs. Fisher for the hats! They're precious!

Who: DEs and DA
When: Dec 25th
Where: St Mungos, Hogsmeade
What: Killing

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What the fuck is WRONG with these people? I was just included in a message for 'family', where Dani's parents basically did a written stoning because she's some kind of ho for having a kid with Draco. Apparently Draco is just fine because he's a man who he can dip his dick in any hole he likes.

So yes, she's been disowned in the vilest message I've ever seen, basically politely calling her a whore. If this is what I can see, I have no idea what's happening that I can't see.