_katiebell_ (_katiebell_) wrote in vrrpg, @ 2017-10-09 13:26:00 |
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Daily Prophet Gossip Column (morning edition)
❝ The key to good eavesdropping is not getting caught ❞ From a Little Birdie |
My feathered little friends have been very busy this past week and I have quite a bit of your secrets to spill, hope you don't mind... Seems Miss QUINTELLA SEWELL has fully bucked the demands of her family (and her former in-laws), because she is sporting a gorgeous diamond engagement ring! I do wonder what the LUCIS' think of her fiance, half-blood librarian LANCELOT CADWALLADER. Congrats, you two silly kids! Brokenhearted school runner LUNA LOVEGOOD? Seems the pubkeeper DOM APPLEBAUM is planning to move on to greener pastures, as word has it he's dumped our eternal ray of sunshine miss Lovegood. Then again, my little birdies have a feeling Luna will be just fine - seems our mysterious American visitor ELI JOHNSON has been sniffing around - even got her phone number! Maybe Luna isn't a heart broken as one would think. Do I smell a love triangle? I so love a good love triangle! Word from Scotland is that SILVIYA CAPPER has been spending a lot of late nights with her leading man, and I don't mean her live-in boyfriend, Quidditch celeb TERENCE HIGGS. No! I mean none other than our favorite vampire actor, the man behind Sebastian Colson on Confessions, ROBERT HILLIARD. They would make a gorgeous couple, wouldn't they? And there's nothing like a little drama on a soap opera - but we wonder what Terence thinks of all the after hours, one-on-one meetings between Silviya and Robert? He can't be enjoying a cold bed and dinner-for-one, right? Terence - if you need company, I'm always willing to make this triangle a square... Has FINBAR QUIGLEY completely given up his mancard? We've seen the Montrose Magpies coach (sorry, Tutshill!) out and about with a baby on his hip pretty non-stop these days. And while he's babysitting? His wife CHO (CHANG) QUIGLEY of tabloid fame has been living it up - we've seen her at (ok, so running) every big name party in the UK over the last few weeks. Has Fin simply given up and accepted his role as the househusband in the relationship? Does Cho miss seeing her little Niall, or is mothering just not in her makeup? I mean, when there are fabulous parties to attend and big money to make, we can't exactly blame her. Is Hogwarts' most eligible bachelor off the market? And who is this Ministry-working witch who's seemingly stolen Professor & War Hero NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM's heart? KATE BUNDY is and underling at The Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes for Muggle Liaison Office, and that's about all we know about her! Do you have dirt on the pretty Hufflepuff? Send it my way! You can always send tips anonymously, of course. Speaking of war heroes being off the market... Seems we were always right about those very obvious sparks between HARRY POTTER and HERMIONE GRANGER. Not only are they living together, but if their private weekend away (if you know where they disappeared to, tell me!!) is any indication, we may be hearing post-war wedding bells soon! Hermione - I'm free to be your Bridesmaid, just name the date and place. Has OLIVIER MOREAU taken our advice and looked into his uncanny resemblance to GASPARD SHINGLETON? The failed candidate for Minister of Magic and all around eccentric rich guy has been seen out with Olivier and his twin sister ALEXANDRIE MOREAU quite a bit in recent weeks. Ever since his very young girlfriend moved in with him. Does it help that said girlfriend is good friends with the twins? Is this just that phase of the relationship where the creepy old paramour gets to know his lover's friends? Or have they finally admitted the coincidences and similarities are just too much to ignore? We shall see... I may traffic in whispers and rumor, but you all seem to be trading in hearts and high stakes... Maybe we should lay all our cards on the line, but that will have to wait till next time. Until then... xoxo, your birdie |