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Tweak says, "herp derp"

𝕘𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 (disequilibrium) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-02-23 01:43:00

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!: network post, ₴ inactive: kate danvers, ₴ inactive: lucifer morningstar, ₴ inactive: stephen strange

Took inspiration from Macklemore today in order to delay the inevitable having to support myself by surrendering to the capitalist machine. Got a coat and some new boots that aren't separating at the sole but need some breaking in. And some jewelry I guess. Never been the type.

Anyway I was wondering if anyone familiar with the forest would be willing to show me around it. I want to get lost but I don't want to get lost.

[FILTERED TO DR. STRANGE]

I need you to take a look at something that I might've accidentally shoplifted. Seems right up your alley. But it's... well, I don't think it's one of those magical rocks. But weird things are happening. Need to know it's not going to steal my soul or fuck me up more than I already am. Didn't really want to ask around and advertise I have this thing. You know. In case.

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	luxbringer 2021-02-24 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm the type of person everyone knows whether they're aware of it or not. It's all legitimate. Maybe some of the dance moves should be illegal but that is as far as it goes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disequilibrium 2021-02-24 01:12 am UTC (link)
	Like a guy on those commercials and you're like I swear I've seen him somewhere before why's he so familiar, and turns out he was a small bit part in a low budget tv movie? Because you have the face for it. Not sure why you'd require my services, then. Definitely not the dancing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luxbringer 2021-02-24 01:49 am UTC (link)
	Rude. This face is 1940s classic leading man at the very least. It wouldn't call it a requirement of services. More an offer based on preference of avoiding people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disequilibrium 2021-02-24 01:54 am UTC (link)
	You that old? That does sound like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luxbringer 2021-02-24 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh much older. Older than the Earth though not by much. I can't say it was a particularly exciting job but that was the perk of it. The lack of people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disequilibrium 2021-02-24 02:04 am UTC (link)
	Your skincare routine is working out very well. I need less exciting in my life. What exactly does it entail? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luxbringer 2021-02-24 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Lucifer Morningstar. I'm timeless. Best skincare routine out there. Checking supplies, making sure we're stocked up, scheduling, etc. Office work if you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disequilibrium 2021-02-25 09:11 am UTC (link)
	Wait. Is this a trap? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luxbringer 2021-02-25 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	...are you asking if I would trap someone into doing office work? No. They would trap themselves if it were Hell. I do not trap people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	disequilibrium 2021-02-25 02:32 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like an elaborate “sign my contract” scheme to me. I’m shit at interviews. Just so you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luxbringer 2021-02-25 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	I don't want your soul. I'm going to get that printed on a card and start handing them out. I am entirely aware but I don't see an interview as an all encompassing sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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