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Tweak says, "don't panic"

Ash Williams (Ash vs Evil Dead) (chainsawhand) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-01-09 12:43:00

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the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: ash williams, ₴ inactive: eleanor shellstrop ii

This month has given me so insight into getting bug guts out of clothing and my hair. Glad I kept my chainsaw on me. I might need someone to help me look at my robotic hand. I can usually fix these kinds of things myself or build myself a new hand, but I guess it can't hurt me to ask for help when it's around and I don't have only me to rely on.

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	forkedup 2021-01-09 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to guess that chainsaw may have been responsible for what looked like the aftermath of a massacre down the street? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-09 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, they had it coming. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2021-01-09 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	You're right they did! The guts are kind of gross though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-09 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	Eh. I’ve seen worse. The amount of blood I’ve been covered in in my life and the eye juice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	forkedup 2021-01-10 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah... that's pretty gross, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Word of advice. Never read from the Necronomicon. It shows up here, don’t touch it. Cause who knows what this place will do. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	betheirshield 2021-01-09 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	Bioengineering and prosthetics are one of my specialties :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

chainsawhand
2021-01-09 08:43 pm UTC (link)

I got a degree in engineering 30 some years ago. Been a while since I needed to build myself a hand. Pablo built this one. Fixed it up some after some bugs, but now a wasp. Don’t even have the wooden back up. Just the chainsaw. But yeah. I got money to get it fixed. Assuming it can be. But Pablo did make it for me and I got shit else of them, so I’d like to try.

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	betheirshield 2021-01-09 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, he must be special to you. Let's get it fixed! And we can also make a backup, just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chainsawhand
2021-01-09 09:10 pm UTC (link)

Yeah. He’s part of my team and even if I started as an alone wolf, I guess they stuck. Even Ruby, crazy bitch that she was. Sucks she died and ended up being replaced by a crazier bitch version of herself that birthed some evil version of me that started killing everyone until I killed him eventually. You know how annoying it gets having to kill yourself so many times?

But yeah. We can get it fixed.

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	betheirshield 2021-01-09 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds like a really complicated life. Does that mean you're enjoying your time here, at least? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-09 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	It’s part of being the savior of the world, I guess. It’s been pretty nice. Sometimes there’s still some annoying shit, but there’s less blood everywhere all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betheirshield 2021-01-10 01:01 am UTC (link)
	I can see the appeal in that. I've seen some movies where they're just 'buckets of blood' everywhere and I can't imagine how the cleanup would be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Sometimes it’s easier to just toss your clothes away, but then sometimes there’s no point because you’re just going to be covered in blood again. When it gets up your nose is the worst. But I don’t know much about the movies. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betheirshield 2021-01-10 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm torn between exclaiming that you haven't seen good campy horror movies and also worrying that it might trigger you :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chainsawhand
2021-01-10 01:34 am UTC (link)

When your life is a horror movie, they kind of lose their appeal. And there’s more than enough enjoyable porn to distract yourself with. I’m apparently in movies and a TV show and there was a weird porn version of the movie. Kind of awkward.

But eh. Can anyone really get triggered after so much shit happens? Just kind of don’t like to relate so much to those idiots.

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	betheirshield 2021-01-10 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I actually have no idea what to say to that. But if there's movies of your life, I can definitely see the lack of appeal. I haven't watched any porn, but I have accidentally found some... interesting artworks of me on the internet. So I don't look up my own stuff anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

chainsawhand
2021-01-10 02:27 am UTC (link)

It can be interesting. Unless it’s not. Dunno. Haven’t looked for artwork. I wasn’t even looking for the porn movie, but I was looking for some stuff at the movie rental store and it was there. Figures that they picked some weird shit. Didn’t know people wanted Deadites to be sexy. Weird enough seeing your recently dead, naked girlfriend dancing in the woods with her head spinning around. Definitely the opposite of sexy.

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	betheirshield 2021-01-10 06:26 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't looking for it either, sometimes that stuff just shows up on random searches :( I'm sorry there's people out there that get turned on by your trauma, Mr. Williams. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	Eh. I guess that's something else. Also call me Ash. Mr. Williams was my dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betheirshield 2021-01-10 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, Ash! I've got some free time today if you want to come by with the hand :) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	All right. I'll stop by. The smithy, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betheirshield 2021-01-10 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yep! Though we'll be in the workshop behind the smithy for this work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be there, then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	alteridem 2021-01-09 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	Could get you a new one but that's about it. Looks like you're covered tho. Is it working at all? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-09 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	Think the pinky still works. Can’t flip anyone off, though. So that’s disappointing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2021-01-09 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Shit, that's completely useless then. If you meet someone you really need to flip off, I have two working middle fingers and I'm willing to provide a service at a reasonable fee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-09 11:45 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. There’s too many people to have only one working middle finger. Especially working at the hardware store most days. Interesting service. Should have thought of that when I was younger. Coulda made money off of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2021-01-10 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Can never have enough middle fingers, honestly. Might pitch my new business to customer service employees. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 01:35 am UTC (link)
	They could definitely use it. Can’t tell customers to get fucked at work, so you just gotta hate them silently. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2021-01-10 04:55 am UTC (link)
	That's what they tell me. I tell people to get fucked just fine but I own my own business so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Sometimes my manager doesn’t give a shit, but sometimes he’s a real hardass about it. Maybe if my Dad’s old store came through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	alteridem 2021-01-10 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Good luck or whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	chainsawhand 2021-01-10 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, kid. Hopefully my hand’ll start working again soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)