murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic, @ 2021-01-03 15:25:00 |
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Entry tags: | ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: larissa dunn, ₴ inactive: murderbot |
Tracking multiple targets, tagged A through G. Appear to be heading toward a nest. 95% chance of mission success, according to my Risk Assessment Module which always loses its shit over stupid things so I'm confident. Have discovered the following weak points on exoskeletons [see attached]. Advise to utilize accordingly. Do not advise trying to break through exoskeleton by hand, not because it's ineffective but because it's fucking gross.
Unrelated to targets: Hockey people, the party was not intolerable. Utilization of the Murderdrone mitigated the social anxiety produced by the crowd and noise. Still prefer giant bugs to parties but my opinion of parties has gone up thanks to what I am classifying as the "Haus Effect". I did not hate it. It was endearing rather than annoying seeing you all in various states of sobriety versus near-toxic inebriation. I appreciated your maintenance of common sense throughout, Jack. The Beyonce was implemented well. I am pleased you survived, Nursey, because now I have enough blackmail material to be Boss Ass Bot of the Island, if that were my ambition, which it is not. And finally Lardo, damn girl, your command of your beer pong skills despite the volume of alcohol you imbibed was impressively precise.
Target C spotted me and alerted others. Murder incoming. Theirs. Not mine.