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just ashe, honey ([info]wearsthehat) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2021-01-03 11:42:00

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Entry tags:avatar: sokka, critical role: vex'ahlia, final fantasy: gladiolus amicitia, villians: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe, ₴ inactive: jesse mccree

Thanks to everyone who made an honest attempt to eat me outta house and home the other day. Leftovers got packaged up and sent to the hospital and clinic via B.O.B.; we had too damn much to shove in the freezer next to all the fellas who done me wrong (that's a joke, officer, honest). And I'm ever so grateful to those of you who bought me outta fireworks for your celebrations; trust that it went to a good cause - me.

I'm hosting a sale as a token of good will - 50% off seasonal fare and 20% off everything else - pre-made only. Custom orders still have the same ol' rules apply.

And if someone wants to blow up a bug with one of 'em, you get a "That's Hilarious" business card good for 30% off your next purchase. Go forth and boom, heroes. I don't wanna find a two foot scorpion in my drawers anytime soon. Promise to give you some sugar if you save me from somethin' with too many legs.



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[info]cupnoods
2021-01-03 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for hosting us. One of the better meals I've had in a damn while.

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Thank you kindly. I ain't no wifey, and I could burn toast, but I got me about five damn good recipes from around that hold up no matter what. And B.O.B.'s good to boss around in the kitchen and everywhere else.

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[info]cupnoods
2021-01-03 05:56 pm UTC (link)
All you really need is five. Nothing wrong with burning toast.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cupnoods, 2021-01-03 06:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cupnoods, 2021-01-03 08:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cupnoods, 2021-01-03 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:30 pm UTC

[info]vexahlia
2021-01-03 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Do you have anything along the lines of explosive arrows?

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Ain't never attempted it, but that don't mean I can't. You thinkin' short-range or long?

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[info]vexahlia
2021-01-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Long range, typically, but it couldn't hurt to have something short range in inventory, too.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 06:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vexahlia, 2021-01-03 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]vexahlia, 2021-01-03 10:45 pm UTC

[info]roughbuddy
2021-01-03 06:21 pm UTC (link)
UM. I would personally like to try blowing up one of the gigantic bugs, please.

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Come by the shop, and I'll give you a bomb. Bonus points if it splatters on a cop.

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[info]roughbuddy
2021-01-03 06:30 pm UTC (link)
Does there need to be evidence of a job well done?

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 06:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 06:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aangular, 2021-01-03 07:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aangular, 2021-01-03 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-01-03 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 10:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-01-03 11:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-01-03 11:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-01-03 11:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theblindbandit, 2021-01-03 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aangular, 2021-01-03 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aangular, 2021-01-03 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aangular, 2021-01-03 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-03 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aangular, 2021-01-04 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]roughbuddy, 2021-01-04 12:26 am UTC

[info]hisses
2021-01-03 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I didn't know I needed to blow up bugs until this post. Thanks, gonna go brave the wild infestation and throw more money at you.

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 07:09 pm UTC (link)
God, I love havin' an end-game. You go do that, honey. Blow 'em sky high. Make 'em sorry they ever skittered anywhere near us.

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[info]hisses
2021-01-03 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Gladly. They make my prey drive extra twitchy, anyway. I'm gonna see if I can lure a bunch of them in one spot and commit a massacre of the explodey kind.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 07:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2021-01-03 08:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hisses, 2021-01-03 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 09:24 pm UTC
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[info]ostyia
2021-01-03 07:00 pm UTC (link)
What constitutes as too many legs?

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 07:12 pm UTC (link)
More'n can fit in a regular pair of chaps, unless you're Glenn. He gets a pass.

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[info]ostyia
2021-01-03 09:35 pm UTC (link)
I had to do the googling to find out what those are. They're common to wear?

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ostyia, 2021-01-03 11:18 pm UTC

[info]bitlessdead
2021-01-03 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Hey so I need to make an entire chest vest thing with bombs on it because there was a giant roach in the bathroom this morning, Ashe.

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Fuck that noise. Did Jesse get it or is it King of the Bathroom now?

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[info]bitlessdead
2021-01-03 07:18 pm UTC (link)
I shot it like I was in some kind of apocalypse video game but I need to burn the place down now.

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 07:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2021-01-03 07:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 07:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bitlessdead, 2021-01-03 10:50 pm UTC

[info]notquitenoon
2021-01-03 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Afraid of what all the folks in this here building are gonna do now, thanks to our morning visitor and your offer. If I get blown up with a bug, I'm gonna haunt ya.

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 07:53 pm UTC (link)
Well now, bein' haunted goes well with my aesthetic. There's a reason they still play "Ghost Riders in the Sky" on the radio.

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[info]notquitenoon
2021-01-03 08:02 pm UTC (link)
That's cold. You actually seen any big bugs for yourself?

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(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2021-01-03 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2021-01-03 08:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2021-01-03 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2021-01-03 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2021-01-03 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 10:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notquitenoon, 2021-01-03 10:35 pm UTC

[info]bitlessdead
2021-01-03 10:51 pm UTC (link)
You're going with me, don't worry ❤

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[info]notquitenoon
2021-01-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Ain't you the picture of romance.

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[info]veggiehater
2021-01-03 07:56 pm UTC (link)
What Gladio said. Pretty good with handling saphyrtails too, if your wish about the scorpions doesn't come true.

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[info]wearsthehat
2021-01-03 07:57 pm UTC (link)
Why oh why did I look that up? I knew better. Yeesh.

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(no subject) - [info]veggiehater, 2021-01-03 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]veggiehater, 2021-01-03 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]veggiehater, 2021-01-03 08:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wearsthehat, 2021-01-03 09:56 pm UTC
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