|just ashe, honey (wearsthehat) wrote in valloic,|
@ 2021-01-03 11:42:00
|Entry tags:||avatar: sokka, critical role: vex'ahlia, final fantasy: gladiolus amicitia, overwatch: jesse mccree, villains series: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: calamity ashe|
Thanks to everyone who made an honest attempt to eat me outta house and home the other day. Leftovers got packaged up and sent to the hospital and clinic via B.O.B.; we had too damn much to shove in the freezer next to all the fellas who done me wrong (that's a joke, officer, honest). And I'm ever so grateful to those of you who bought me outta fireworks for your celebrations; trust that it went to a good cause - me.
I'm hosting a sale as a token of good will - 50% off seasonal fare and 20% off everything else - pre-made only. Custom orders still have the same ol' rules apply.
And if someone wants to blow up a bug with one of 'em, you get a "That's Hilarious" business card good for 30% off your next purchase. Go forth and boom, heroes. I don't wanna find a two foot scorpion in my drawers anytime soon. Promise to give you some sugar if you save me from somethin' with too many legs.