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Tweak says, "your hamster offends me"

ryuji sakatomo 💀 (vulgarpunk) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-12-10 10:25:00

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!: network post, the raven cycle: blue sargent, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, ₴ inactive: lyra silvertongue, ₴ inactive: molly hayes, ₴ inactive: ryuji sakamoto

Oh man so I totally like tripped over nothing this morning and fell flat on my effin' ass, how freaking embarrassing amirite? I also managed to spill coffee on myself but it was all good cause I just threw on my hoodie to hid the stain, like an AF ADULT.

Vallo's pretty cool though, everyone is like totally super attractive which is super distracting sometimes but hey, it's all good. I miss my friends a lot though. Even Morgana. Who is pretty cool for a talking cat who may or may not have been a human. Plus the teachers here are totally awesome and not like - assholes. No one's called me a delinquent in months and it feels good dudes, kinda weird though.

Oh and Glenn? Wassup buddy!!! That was me!!!! Me and Captain Kidd.

Excpet there aint' like a metaverse here or even Momentos so I've mostly been wandering around looking for other crimes to stop. Like Batman.

(( thumbs up for "openness", which in Ryuji's case is just oversharing. ask him anything lol))

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	vulgarpunk 2020-12-10 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno if I'd be good at it but I'd be willing to try! No cape, I got a skull mask and I have a variety of bats and pipes to hit the baddies with. And a gun! It's a toy gun but in the Metaverse the bad things think it's real so it hurts them like a real gun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2020-12-10 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's a lot of stabbing. Granted, stabbing fabric, but it can be therapeutic. And a hot glue gun if you're feeling lazy. So you're like set. So do they always have to think it's real for it to hurt? What if they believed something like spaghetti was a weapon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vulgarpunk 2020-12-10 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Baby stabbing. [...] SHIT! Not like baby stabbing but tiny stabs? Uhhh so I'm not as good as explaining it as Morgana but yeah? It's all about cognition and perception. So like our gym teacher thought he was king of the school so his palace in the Metaverse was just that. A palace. Where he was King. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notjane 2020-12-10 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	I am SO calling it baby stabbing now. Yeah, I'll teach you how to baby stab to make old stained clothes better. ~~That sounds kind of like~~ But this is only in the Metaverse? Like no one could bring Metaverse stuff into reality, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vulgarpunk 2020-12-10 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	Sweet! Well I usually could only call on Captain Kidd in the Metaverse but he's out here now. I don't think the Metaverse exists here though? Or at least the app we used to get to it hasn't shown up on my phone at all. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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