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tal charossa ([info]negativespace) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2020-10-04 08:21:00

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Entry tags:wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: aramis, ₴ inactive: porthos, ₴ inactive: river song

So, another dimension, far, far away from home? Grand.

What's the best bar around here? I know it's first light here but it's well past noon back home, and I'm obviously very distraught. Use concrete examples. "I like ABC Bar because you don't stick to the floor." "XYZ is good because they don't care to ask any questions." That sort of thing. I believe in you, Vallo.

Name's Tal. This is very okay.


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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 02:38 pm UTC (link)
8/10, not bad. Lemme guess, some people show and they're all "where are my loved ones; I'm upset and about to get moist in my eyeballs", so you've got to be all "don't know; life's a bitch". And then you get the assholes who wanna mark their territory right away so they make sure you know they're the best soldier/wizard/commander/pottery maker/whatever of all time, but you've gotta be nice to them because they're new. Am I warm?

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 02:43 pm UTC (link)
Very warm - I'd say you're a hot tamale, mister. For 'moist eyeballs,' 'potty maker,' and for having a cute face you're now at 10/10.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 02:49 pm UTC (link)
Fantastic. What do you want and who are you?

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 02:55 pm UTC (link)
Alexis Rose is me, owner of Alexis Rose Communications and current PR Guru for the DOA, temporary babysitter of Rose Apothecary. And what do I want, let's see - I could go for a salted cream caramel cold brew, with no more than one pump of caramel syrup?

Some really good sushi might be ideal too, but for later.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 03:49 pm UTC (link)
I got about half of the title and none of the rest. What kind of apothecary?

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 03:55 pm UTC (link)
It's my brother's store, but he left it in my care here, soooooo - it's basically like a place that fulfills everyone's skincare, bath bomb, and pampering needs. Products are locally-sourced, and there's tea and coffee and goat cheese too.

Oh, and pies.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 03:56 pm UTC (link)
Okay so, not the kind of apothecary that requires any magic. Is it hiring?

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 03:59 pm UTC (link)
God, no. I'm like, the least magical person here? Which sucks when everyone can turn water into wine and all of that wizard stuff.

But actually, yes, we are hiring! And desperate-- Why don't you come on by and we'll have a chat? The Apothecary's in the city, near the bagel shop run by a minotaur.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:01 pm UTC (link)
I can't do magic either, and I was trained by three wizards and a God. So we can be disappointments together.

I could use the income and the distraction; let's talk PR Guru. Bagel shop. Minotaur. Right. Can't miss it.

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Most Gods are kind of assholes anyway? I bet you have super duper talents in other areas!

Income and distractions are great, it's true. Your thingee says your name is Tal? Nice to meet you, newbie! Welcome to wacky, wacky Vallo world.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Let's get this out of the way quick: I don't. But I can follow your orders like a champ.

Tal, yes, Talasseres if you're nasty. Also, I give up, what the fuck's a bagel?

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Neat! I mean, it's not too complicated. Basically it's just a matter of knowing the products but I gave the former Beauty Guru a good discount so you'll get to try lots of them.

Talasseres is the coolest name ever. But I'll stick with Tal. Ooh, a bagel is a circle of dough with a hole in the middle? Super chewy and delicious with some cream cheese, but watch the onion breath after the 'everything' bagel.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:12 pm UTC (link)
A discount? I was trying to resist, but I gotta say, you're beginning to win me over.

Noted. I'll grab one if the Minotaur doesn't start shit. Want? They were dumb enough to give me pocket money, soooo....

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 04:14 pm UTC (link)
I'm just amazing like that.

Definitely do it! Spending the startup funds on a bagel or two isn't the worst thing you could spend it on, after appearing in an alternate universe.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:16 pm UTC (link)
Uh huh.

Do you want the one with onions or something else? They've got... wow that's a shit-ton of pumpkin.

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, welcome to Everything Pumpkin season. Even deodorant and car air freshener. It's a wild time.

If they have blueberry, I could go for one of those! Yum.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:21 pm UTC (link)
One blueberry to go, you got it, presumptive boss. Hey, you're not gonna have me kill anyone, are you? I'm retired from all that.

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Thank you, presumptive Apothecary Beauty Guru!

Yiiiiiiikes. But no, promise I won't - my hottie next door neighbor with the chainsaw will do that for me if necessary. You just sell lots of products and we're good.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Thank the sages. You didn't seem the type, but hell, maybe you're cheerful because all your enemies are in a ditch somewhere. Never know, you know?

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[info]celebutante
2020-10-04 04:31 pm UTC (link)
It's totally a fair assumption to make. And I've done a lot of wild things and have A Past, but I don't think I've ever killed anyone? Probably.

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[info]negativespace
2020-10-04 04:39 pm UTC (link)
"Probably's" good enough for me. Believe me when I say I can't judge.

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