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tal charossa (negativespace) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-10-04 08:21:00

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wicked saints: serefin meleski, ₴ inactive: alexis rose, ₴ inactive: aramis, ₴ inactive: porthos, ₴ inactive: river song

So, another dimension, far, far away from home? Grand.

What's the best bar around here? I know it's first light here but it's well past noon back home, and I'm obviously very distraught. Use concrete examples. "I like ABC Bar because you don't stick to the floor." "XYZ is good because they don't care to ask any questions." That sort of thing. I believe in you, Vallo.

Name's Tal. This is very okay.

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	meleski 2020-10-04 02:00 pm UTC (link)
	Galahd because you don't stick to the floor, and they don't ask any questions, and your first drink is free. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 02:01 pm UTC (link)
	What's the catch? Do they drop off a toddler for you to babysit while you drink or what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-10-04 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	There is amateur singing every other Thursday night? If there have been toddlers, I haven't noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, fuck Thursday night then. The free drink - that one of those goodwill welcome gifts I was told about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meleski 2020-10-04 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	It is, but if you make nice with the owner, he might give you some horrible accident of liquor from a shipment. You can probably get free food somewhere too, but you only asked about the bar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? I specialize in horrible accidents. Haven't gotten to food yet. Who're you then? Part of the welcome wagon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	celebutante 2020-10-04 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	The introductions are getting better and better and I'm like, super pleased about it. This one's very okay too, 8/10. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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2020-10-04 02:38 pm UTC (link)

8/10, not bad. Lemme guess, some people show and they're all "where are my loved ones; I'm upset and about to get moist in my eyeballs", so you've got to be all "don't know; life's a bitch". And then you get the assholes who wanna mark their territory right away so they make sure you know they're the best soldier/wizard/commander/pottery maker/whatever of all time, but you've gotta be nice to them because they're new. Am I warm?

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	celebutante 2020-10-04 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Very warm - I'd say you're a hot tamale, mister. For 'moist eyeballs,' 'potty maker,' and for having a cute face you're now at 10/10. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	Fantastic. What do you want and who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	celebutante 2020-10-04 02:55 pm UTC (link)
	Alexis Rose is me, owner of Alexis Rose Communications and current PR Guru for the DOA, temporary babysitter of Rose Apothecary. And what do I want, let's see - I could go for a salted cream caramel cold brew, with no more than one pump of caramel syrup? Some really good sushi might be ideal too, but for later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	I got about half of the title and none of the rest. What kind of apothecary? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	romantichero 2020-10-04 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Well, then. That's a thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	...that a pick up line orrrrrr....? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-10-04 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	You seem lovely, but no sadly not. I don't believe I'd ever live that down. You just look remarkably similar to a good friend of mine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-04 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah? Lucky bastard, good for him. Sorry for the disappointment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-10-04 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	It is good facewise, I'll give you both that. I am Aramis, I happen to like the Meadery as far as alcohol goes, it packs a punch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	praiseandglory 2020-10-04 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	~~Well, fuck~~ Do us a favor and don't grow your hair out, alright? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Musketeers romantichero 2020-10-04 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	At least he mostly lacks manners. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Musketeers praiseandglory 2020-10-04 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Are you trying to claim d'Artagnan is polite? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	negativespace 2020-10-05 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	You another one with a friend with my face? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	praiseandglory 2020-10-05 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	I am, yeah. The same friend. Anyway, I'm Porthos. I'd say go to Galahd because they're not stuffy pricks there, but to be fair, I haven't really been anywhere else. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	spacehair 2020-10-04 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	At least you're taking it well. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	negativespace 2020-10-05 01:02 pm UTC (link)
	What's the alternative? Whining in horror? Threatening people impotently? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacehair 2020-10-05 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen a bit of both, and no, neither is especially effective. Definitely best to just get on with it, assume you'll be here awhile. (Reply to this) (Parent)