Eliot the Spectacular, High King of Fillory (the_spectacular) wrote in valloic, @ 2020-08-08 18:59:00 |
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Entry tags: | ₴ inactive: ravi chakrabarti |
[ZOMBIES + ANYONE THAT HAS TO FEED ON HUMAN FLESH?]
Folks, I present to you, Living Clay.
And I know what you may be thinking. What the fuck is living clay? Living clay is what we magicians use to make golems.
What the fuck does that have to do with you? Three words: Vegan Alternative Brain. Yes! Do I have any idea if this will actually fucking work? No! But if someone wants to give it a shot, I can even flavor it with my own special selection of memories and winning personality if that makes a difference.
This is the second time a KPD has gifted me with living clay, so clearly it's meant to be used for this purpose. Clearly. What's the worst that could happen?