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Tweak says, "um...noooooo."

The Doctor (attack_eyebrows) wrote in valloic,
@ 2020-07-14 20:02:00

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Back in our universe, River and I were regularly invited by the Fish people of Atlantis to their annual parties. It was great, until one year they decided to make us their main course by tying us up, dipping us in guacamole, and hanging us over a fire pit.

Just saying. Have fun, but stay on guard.

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	parrviolet 2020-07-15 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Are you going to check it out? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Sure did. I went with the first group this morning. We returned guacamole-free. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parrviolet 2020-07-15 12:29 am UTC (link)
	That's good! My roommate and I are going to head out here in a minute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 01:27 am UTC (link)
	Who's your roommate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	romantichero 2020-07-15 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Pity you weren't worthy of the taste without gobs of avocado. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 12:27 am UTC (link)
	I don't know what you're talking about. The avocado only enhanced our flavor! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	romantichero 2020-07-15 12:35 am UTC (link)
	~~A shriveled up husk of a man that you are? I doubt tha~~ Appropriate spices would have done a better job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Hey, we had nothing to say about their recipe. Personally, I would've picked bbq sauce. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unsolved 2020-07-15 12:29 am UTC (link)
	How did you escape? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't you like to know. Basically some clever talk on my part. Asked them whether or not they'd tried the guacamole beforehand, because it tasted off, and while they were distracted, we pulled a Houdini. Fish People are ridiculously distracted. It's the whole attention span of a goldfish thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unsolved 2020-07-15 02:38 am UTC (link)
	~~Did you get any samp~~ Interesting. I'll add it to my notes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Notes, huh? What sort of notes are we talking about? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	strappinglad 2020-07-15 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Well that's a big 180. Do they have party fouls punishable by death or something? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 01:24 am UTC (link)
	You mean, did we do something that made them want to eat us? Not that we were aware of. I like wrote, we'd been to their parties before without a problem, and no evidence of eating anything but seaweed and smaller fish before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	strappinglad 2020-07-15 02:12 am UTC (link)
	I did mean that, yes. So cross Fish People off my list of imaginary but no wait, they're really real, creatures to meet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
	I'd say yes. What imaginary but no wait, they're really real creatures do you have in your universe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	littlewitch 2020-07-15 02:15 am UTC (link)
	That's a red flag. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Right? Who cooks with guac, anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	littlewitch 2020-07-15 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Guac is strictly a side item. You dip food it in after you cook it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-15 03:28 am UTC (link)
	Clearly, fish people have no taste. Or rather they have poor taste. Seriously, cooking your guests is totally bad form. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	godimclever 2020-07-15 03:30 am UTC (link)
	It sounds as though you had an interesting time, in any case. (Reply to this)

	spacehair 2020-07-15 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	But you just had to check it out anyway, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-16 12:10 am UTC (link)
	For safety sake. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spacehair 2020-07-16 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Curiosity, more like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	attack_eyebrows 2020-07-16 01:19 am UTC (link)
	It can't be both? You know, mermaid tails don't have ankles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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