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Kellach Donnallen ([info]bane_bait) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2023-06-10 07:40:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, god of war: atreus, voltron: lance alvarez, ₴ inactive: aloy, ₴ inactive: fitz farseer, ₴ inactive: kellach donallen, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman

Oi! Did someone loose a goat? I found this gal chomping on some bushes in the forest this morning:

[Photo of a goat seemingly chasing the photographer wanting to head butt him]

She looks like she really needs to be milked, but she won't let me near her. Actually, she keeps trying to head butt me!

[another photo of the goat chasing the photographer]

Funny thing, though, she kind of smells like mead? Does goat's milk taste like mead? Is that a thing I've been missing this entire time?

[third photo of the goat - super close up of her face]

Aside from wanting to headbutt me, she seems nice. Does she belong to anyone? I don't want to leave her out here by herself.


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[info]changer
2023-06-10 02:52 pm UTC (link)
No goats milk I've ever had had tasted of mead. Perhaps she got caught up in some honey some time ago.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 02:55 pm UTC (link)
That still implies that a goat can turn honey into mead. Alchemist goat! I think I'll call her Alley.

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[info]changer
2023-06-10 03:02 pm UTC (link)
It's not so difficult a process, really.

Alley?

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Aye. Alley the Alchemist Goat. Or Ally. Spelling is not my forte, mate.

[sent a moment later]

She doesn't like it!!

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[info]changer
2023-06-10 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps she already has a name.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:38 pm UTC (link)
Maybe? Which would mean she belongs to someone, right?

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(no subject) - [info]changer, 2023-06-10 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changer, 2023-06-10 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 03:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changer, 2023-06-10 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changer, 2023-06-10 04:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changer, 2023-06-10 04:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]changer, 2023-06-10 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 06:31 pm UTC

[info]boyofwar
2023-06-10 03:05 pm UTC (link)
LOL



Wait did you actually taste the milk and it was mead?

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:08 pm UTC (link)
She hasn't let me near enough to milk her. Give me a second and I'll try.

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[info]boyofwar
2023-06-10 03:50 pm UTC (link)
See if she responds to Heiðrún? It's a longshot, but a possibility.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 04:01 pm UTC (link)
[Note: Kellach absaloutely butchered the name]

I don't know if I said it right, but she's not chasing me anymore. Actually, the look she's giving me. Can goats laugh?

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[info]boyofwar
2023-06-10 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah they can, and they're judgemental af, so you probably pronounced it wrong (that's okay! everyone starts somewhere!)


I'll let Ratatoskr know. If it's Heiðrún, she's normally hanging out on the Yggdrasil.

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(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 05:07 pm UTC

[info]powpowpow
2023-06-10 04:09 pm UTC (link)
Babe... do you have a goat that gives mead instead of milk?

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[info]boyofwar
2023-06-10 04:18 pm UTC (link)
I mean, not me, technically, but I guess if we live on the Yggdrasil then sort of?

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(no subject) - [info]powpowpow, 2023-06-10 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]powpowpow, 2023-06-10 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 05:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]powpowpow, 2023-06-10 05:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 04:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 04:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 05:16 pm UTC

[info]seeker
2023-06-10 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I can't say I've ever heard of goat milk tasting like mead.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:29 pm UTC (link)
I didn't think it did either!

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[info]seeker
2023-06-10 03:36 pm UTC (link)
I guess it would be useful? Save you mead costs.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:39 pm UTC (link)
It would! If she would stop chasing me.

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[info]seeker
2023-06-10 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Do you need some help?

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(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]seeker, 2023-06-10 04:31 pm UTC

[info]pathofnight
2023-06-10 03:27 pm UTC (link)
I feel like this is going to turn out to be related to an Asgardian world.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:30 pm UTC (link)
I'm not up to speed on my Asgardian lore, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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[info]pathofnight
2023-06-10 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Its the mead. Usually links back to them.

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[info]bane_bait
2023-06-10 03:34 pm UTC (link)
Huh. I should have thought of that.

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[info]pathofnight
2023-06-10 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Unless the goat only got into mead before you came upon her/him and doesn't usually smell like it.

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(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 03:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bane_bait, 2023-06-10 04:01 pm UTC

[info]boyofwar
2023-06-10 03:51 pm UTC (link)
Look.




I have no other arguments only that I'm not an Asgardian.

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[info]pathofnight
2023-06-10 03:52 pm UTC (link)
You're definitely Asgardian adjacent.

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(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 03:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]boyofwar, 2023-06-10 04:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pathofnight, 2023-06-10 04:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]childofthor, 2023-06-13 12:17 am UTC

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