InsaneJournal

You know what doesn't happen every day? This weird group of people kidnapping you off the street to buy them alcohol and then refusing to let you leave the group because you need to "loosen" up and dragging you so many places in a city you're not even familiar with AND THEN your phone dies so you have to steal a charger because they lost your wallet.

I had someone's grandmother doing a lap dance on me. It's like she refused to believe a person her age was at a higher risk for hip dislocation doing that. Though maybe Sheila was right and I'd still be able to do that for her at that age if she bit me damn it I miss her

I need a ride from [address] and a hot shower and to never leave the apartment again.