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Tweak says, "o( ^ ^)----C< o_o)PINCHATTACK!"

Adora 🌈👊🏻-😺😺 (legendaryhero) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-12-01 10:00:00

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!: network post, she-ra: adora, she-ra: catra, ₴ inactive: glimmer, ₴ inactive: perfuma, ₴ inactive: scorpia

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Hi, guys! Catra and I have big news! We took some time to get used to the idea ourselves, but we thought it was about time everyone was looped in!

Surprise!!! FINN INCOMING!!! Catra is 14 weeks TODAY. We've got pregnancy progress apps on our phones, and as of today, they're the size of a lemon and have hair. 😍😍😍

Don't forget our usual Sunday dinner on Darla! It'll sort of double as a little baby celebration. Expect lots of hot wings and cupcakes!

GLIMMER! I know this is weird timing, but I hope it kind of counts as a birthday present? On top of the actual presents I got you which you'll be getting tonight at dinner. I love you, and I'm so happy we get to celebrate another birthday together!

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	hugbug 2022-12-01 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	You know! The razorblood bats that bring you babies and will sometimes suck you dry and kill you if you have s-e-x. I didn't think Vallo had them, but I guess I was wrong! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-12-01 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Scorpia. Where did you hear that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hugbug 2022-12-01 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, we learned all about it in Force Captain Orientation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendaryhero 2022-12-01 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	Scorpia, come on. You've been here over a year, you can't really still believe ANYTHING the Horde taught us was real?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hugbug 2022-12-01 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	[...] The sex ed course was very comprehensive. If it's not true, then you tell me where babies come from, smart guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendaryhero 2022-12-01 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Firstly, don't call me 'smart guy'. Secondly, absolutely not. I am not going to be responsible for giving you The Talk. Google exists. Figure it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hugbug 2022-12-01 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Smart... gal? Google what? Razorblood bats? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	legendaryhero 2022-12-01 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Nevermind, Scorpia. (Reply to this) (Parent)

hisses
2022-12-01 05:50 pm UTC (link)

~~I can't believe I'm being haunted by an orientation I'VE NEVER BEEN TO~~ Okay, uh, so at some point we're going back to the Fright Zone to look up the Force Captain Orientation curriculum because I still don't know what was covered in that.

There's no razorblood bats. The Horde wanted to keep people from reproducing and were dumb about it. No one died from having sex there.

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	hugbug 2022-12-01 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Oh sure! They should be somewhere in the Force Captain Offices! Are you sure? Because they said FishEyes Lou had sex once, and then we never saw him again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-12-01 06:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm going to tear those documents apart. I don't know who that is, but the amount of times I've walked into Rogelio and Kyle in positions and then Rogelio, Kyle and Lonnie was Anwyay the point is that I'm pregnant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hugbug
2022-12-01 06:17 pm UTC (link)

You don't know who he is because the razorblood bats got him, Catra!! But aw, I'm so happy those crazy kids got together.

Okay, I'm reading here that pregnancy means that you're growing Finn inside of you? And you think that razorblood bats are made up? Please, Catra, you're way too small to have a baby growing inside your stomach. And besides, that's where food goes.

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hisses
2022-12-01 06:27 pm UTC (link)

Scorpia, the bats aren't real. I promise. Etheria's got a lot of different ways to have kids considering the whole diversity of population thing but razorblood bats aren't one of them.

A growing baby shoves your organs up and around, there's still going to be space for food. My body's gonna be doing some weird things and that's normal! Annoying ~~and terrifying~~, but normal! They're due in June so they've still got growing to do before they come out.

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	hugbug 2022-12-01 06:45 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Is that... safe? I think your organs are where they're supposed to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-12-01 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	It's pretty safe? Pregnancy has its risks but so far, so good. I'm mostly just going to be getting round. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hugbug 2022-12-01 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	... Round? ~~Like~~ That is so cute!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-12-01 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	I feel more gassy than cute but thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hugbug 2022-12-01 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	Also cute! A little gassy furball! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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