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Tweak says, "COOTIES!!!"

βοηηιε βεηηεττ (impsychicnow) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-08-31 17:40:00

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The twins have declared they are now dogs 'like daddy' and won't stop crawling around, barking, or trying to eat the dogs food. I can't convince them this won't change them into dogs. The actual dogs think this is great, and Isis is two seconds from slapping everyone. So now I'm pretending we have two 'new' dogs. I'm hoping if I keep talking about how it's doggy bath day, and how dogs don't get snacks or mac and cheese, they'll give this up by supper time.

Follow me for more ways to deceive your kids.

Zayna wants to be a dog for Halloween now too, though Seren is convinced he wants to be 'pants.'

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	scrywitch 2022-08-31 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, don't forget to tell them dogs can't have chocolate! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-08-31 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, yes, good point. They don't need to know he was exempt from that rule. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-08-31 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	An admission of loopholes. Meanwhile I'm putting $10 on forgetting about it by morning tomorrow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-08-31 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	My sanity hopes you're right, but with three dogs, I'm not hopeful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-08-31 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Something will catch their attention. I think. Maybe. I may have just had a short attention span as a kid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-08-31 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's definitely short, but they always come back to certain things they latch on to. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-08-31 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	That is also true. Maybe what they can't do as 'dogs' will be enough to convince them otherwise? I go back to the 'no chocolate' because that would bum me out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-08-31 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	With any luck they won't recall that they've had chocolate with their dad before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-08-31 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhhh, you're right. There is that hitch. That's, uh...good luck? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-08-31 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	Counting on my original plan to get me through. I don't know how much daycare will put up with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-08-31 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh that is definitely a good plan. Between you and them, I've got my money on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-08-31 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Please don't, I don't want you to lose money. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-09-01 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I am going to have to ask Seren a question though. How does one dress as Pants for Halloween beyond wearing pants? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	impsychicnow 2022-09-01 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	That is an excellent question. Good luck getting the answer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scrywitch 2022-09-01 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'll go in undercover for answers. "Now, how are we going to make this pants costume of yours?" (Reply to this) (Parent)

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