murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic, @ 2022-07-08 11:57:00 |
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Entry tags: | !: network post, the untamed: lan xichen, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: murderbot, ₴ inactive: prompto argentum (2), ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman |
The hockey humans went home several months ago, and after refusing to acknowledge their departure had any effect on my emotional state, after quantitatively reviewing data from my recent performance reliability, I can admit that their disappearance has altered my routine in negative ways (ugh).
I have decided to acquire a miniature carbon-based life form to mind, because even Morgan has his limits with my constant interferences. Because this life form is to take the place of the hockey humans, I have several requirements: I need it to be dumb, because I don't want it to outsmart me, but also I would also ask that it be tough, because I will worry about it when I'm working away from home and I don't want to live in a state of terror about its longevity.
Does anyone know where I can procure the meanest kitten? I want it to be a real asshole. Thank you.