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Tweak says, "Do you think they did it?"

Kate Bishop (hawkeve) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-07-05 08:48:00

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Ever want to feel like you can't do anything right and a decade plus of learning multiple martial arts was worth nothing? Let a trained assassin kick you into a floor mat a couple dozen times.

I'm not moving off this couch until Thursday, thanks.

Oh, and happy belated Captain America's birthday.

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	timedoor 2022-07-05 01:18 pm UTC (link)
	You'll be okay, kiddo. Need some ice? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	I know - just being pathetic here. I'm good. Luckily, I'm dating an ice queen, so we're covered. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 01:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure she'll make sure your bruises don't hurt too much. At least your sparring session was productive? Might come in handy next time Something Weird happens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 01:29 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm sure getting my ass handed to me will be super useful next time creepy fuckers and giant flan monsters attack. I'm starting to think I should just wear a helmet and hope for the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 01:31 pm UTC (link)
	I agree you should wear a helmet but that overall doesn't sound like something you'd say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	My spirit's been crushed, Mobius. Let me wallow in self-pity. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Alright, I'll let you wallow for a bit, maybe make some sad dying whale noises, and then you'll get back up again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 01:40 pm UTC (link)
	That's a very specific noise, but I'm with you. As soon as the foot-shaped bruises heal, I'll get back up, I promise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 01:45 pm UTC (link)
	The noise of dramatics. ~~When I saw Ymir in that dream--~~ I'm familiar with it. But good to know. Getting back up again is always admirable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Will you let me teach you some moves someday so I can feel like my entire education wasn't a waste? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. I should probably learn some anyway - surprised I haven't yet, but I guess I was just waiting for the perfect teacher. Fair warning, I'm not great. We trained at the TVA but that was mostly the Minutemen. I was a guy in a suit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 02:05 pm UTC (link)
	Awwww, I'm flattered. That's okay, we can just go over basics so you can fend for yourself outside of your zappy stick. Not that you'll need it with so many bigshots on Defense, but it can't hurt? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Basics will do. I'm too old to be taught too many fancy new tricks, most likely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you get to claim old when you're basically immortal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well, in that case - teach me to be a ninja. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, now we're going right for ninja? We need some throwing stars ASAP. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'll see if I can get some. Around here they're probably sold at like any convenience store, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't checked, but that wouldn't shock me. I'm pretty sure we have some at the training grounds, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	Training at the training grounds, got. Just let me know when you want to start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	This weekend? I'm seriously not moving until Thursday when I have to work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	timedoor 2022-07-05 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Ha, alright. I'll clear off my weekend for you, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hawkeve 2022-07-05 02:31 pm UTC (link)
	You're my favorite. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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