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Kate Bishop ([info]hawkeve) wrote in [info]valloic,
@ 2022-07-05 08:48:00

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Entry tags:!: network post, ₴ inactive: daud, ₴ inactive: kate bishop, ₴ inactive: mobius, ₴ inactive: natasha romanoff

Ever want to feel like you can't do anything right and a decade plus of learning multiple martial arts was worth nothing? Let a trained assassin kick you into a floor mat a couple dozen times.

I'm not moving off this couch until Thursday, thanks.




Oh, and happy belated Captain America's birthday.


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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 01:18 pm UTC (link)
You'll be okay, kiddo. Need some ice?

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 01:23 pm UTC (link)
I know - just being pathetic here.

I'm good. Luckily, I'm dating an ice queen, so we're covered.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 01:28 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure she'll make sure your bruises don't hurt too much. At least your sparring session was productive? Might come in handy next time Something Weird happens.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 01:29 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I'm sure getting my ass handed to me will be super useful next time creepy fuckers and giant flan monsters attack. I'm starting to think I should just wear a helmet and hope for the best.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 01:31 pm UTC (link)
I agree you should wear a helmet but that overall doesn't sound like something you'd say.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 01:35 pm UTC (link)
My spirit's been crushed, Mobius. Let me wallow in self-pity.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Alright, I'll let you wallow for a bit, maybe make some sad dying whale noises, and then you'll get back up again.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 01:40 pm UTC (link)
That's a very specific noise, but I'm with you. As soon as the foot-shaped bruises heal, I'll get back up, I promise.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 01:45 pm UTC (link)
The noise of dramatics. When I saw Ymir in that dream-- I'm familiar with it. But good to know. Getting back up again is always admirable.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Will you let me teach you some moves someday so I can feel like my entire education wasn't a waste?

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Of course. I should probably learn some anyway - surprised I haven't yet, but I guess I was just waiting for the perfect teacher.

Fair warning, I'm not great. We trained at the TVA but that was mostly the Minutemen. I was a guy in a suit.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, I'm flattered.

That's okay, we can just go over basics so you can fend for yourself outside of your zappy stick. Not that you'll need it with so many bigshots on Defense, but it can't hurt?

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 02:08 pm UTC (link)
Basics will do. I'm too old to be taught too many fancy new tricks, most likely.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:11 pm UTC (link)
I don't think you get to claim old when you're basically immortal.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Well, in that case - teach me to be a ninja.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh man, now we're going right for ninja? We need some throwing stars ASAP.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 02:20 pm UTC (link)
I'll see if I can get some. Around here they're probably sold at like any convenience store, right?

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:26 pm UTC (link)
I haven't checked, but that wouldn't shock me. I'm pretty sure we have some at the training grounds, though.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Training at the training grounds, got. Just let me know when you want to start.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:29 pm UTC (link)
This weekend? I'm seriously not moving until Thursday when I have to work.

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[info]timedoor
2022-07-05 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Ha, alright. I'll clear off my weekend for you, kiddo.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:31 pm UTC (link)
You're my favorite.

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[info]knifeofdunwall
2022-07-05 01:58 pm UTC (link)
Occasional lessons in humility keep you from the arrogance that leads to death.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Pretty sure Nat said basically the same thing after she'd knocked me off my feet the sixteenth time.

Want to get in line next?

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[info]knifeofdunwall
2022-07-05 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Sure. I've gotten lazy about keeping in practice for a proper brawl here.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-05 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Okay! Well, I meant it about Thursday, but after that, we can give it a shot. I have plenty of arrogance to go around.

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 01:43 am UTC (link)
I'm touched you remembered.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 01:49 am UTC (link)
I think it was half in Russian, so I couldn't say for sure, but that felt like the gist of it.

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 01:55 am UTC (link)
It tends to slip in there sometimes. Sorry about that.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 01:58 am UTC (link)
No, please, boss me around and insult me in Russian. It's weirdly hot?? motivating.

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
Well that's encouraging.

You did good this week. Even if you don't currently feel like it.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 02:05 am UTC (link)
I feel like a pile of meat that just got stomped on, but I'm glad you approve.

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 02:15 am UTC (link)
How about if I come by with some beer later?

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 02:24 am UTC (link)
Yes, please. And hot pockets?

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 02:43 am UTC (link)
I don't know what it is about these things you enjoy, but yes, I will bring you hot pockets.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 02:45 am UTC (link)
What I enjoy about them is that they take five minutes to heat up in the microwave and you're done.

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 02:47 am UTC (link)
If by "Done" you mean eating something that is simultaneously molten lava and ice cold in the center, than sure.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 02:53 am UTC (link)
It works, okay? Don't judge me.

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[info]morethanstories
2022-07-07 03:18 am UTC (link)
I'll try to at least keep the commentary to a minimum.

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[info]hawkeve
2022-07-07 03:22 am UTC (link)
Sounds fake but okay.

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