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Tweak says, "Mind if you hit on me later?"

Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-23 08:02:00

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Does everyone hear animals speaking words today, or is it just me? A bird just yelled "back the fuck up, motherfucker!" at me when I got too close to its nest, an alley cat rubbed against my ankle and said "I own you" right to my face, and I'm not getting into the disaster that was fishing this morning.

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	vimbo 2022-05-23 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	No! Well, maybe sort of. But it changes in some rooms. Like it is trying to match what I am doing. I wonder what your strange animals would say. Do they like music? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
	Are they songs you know? Judging by the commentary I've heard so far, they like food, mating, owning territory, and not getting eaten. I couldn't say about music. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-23 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	Some? There was a sexy one this morning. Need You Tonight. I liked that one. Well, those are good things! I cannot blame them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:32 pm UTC (link)
	Hope for your sake that the magic never decides you need to hear "Valley Girl" or "What Does The Fox Say." Luckily they don't seem to be able to understand me in return. Otherwise I think I'd be in a territory dispute with a large orange cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-23 05:41 pm UTC (link)
	I am hoping for the macarena soon. Are you trying to steal his alley? Shame on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Every time I look something up this morning, the network shows me a new terrible song. Is this also part of the curse? Apparently he also considers me part of his territory. He said "I own you." I said, "the Void you do." He purred. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-23 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	What curse? It is a very popular song! Oh right. Cats. I can send the rats to eat him if you want. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	The music of this age barely qualifies for the term "music." No, I can handle a 20 pounds of attitude in a 10 pound body myself. But thanks. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-23 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Don't be a snob, fishman. Just move your booty and have a little fun. Very well. You know where to find me if things get dicey! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-24 12:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't ~~know how to~~ have fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-24 01:41 am UTC (link)
	That is a very depressing way to live. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-24 02:47 am UTC (link)
	I don’t know any other. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vimbo 2022-05-24 03:30 am UTC (link)
	So learn! What is the point of life if it isn't to try new things? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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