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Tweak says, "I think reality's broken"

Daud (knifeofdunwall) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-05-23 08:02:00

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Does everyone hear animals speaking words today, or is it just me? A bird just yelled "back the fuck up, motherfucker!" at me when I got too close to its nest, an alley cat rubbed against my ankle and said "I own you" right to my face, and I'm not getting into the disaster that was fishing this morning.

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	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 01:52 pm UTC (link)
	Too late, but good advice. They yell like carnival barkers. How tiny? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2022-05-23 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	I've never been to a carnival but I can picture it and agree. Smaller than a Pomeranian? My boyfriend could probably carry me around in one hand. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	Waste of time and money, but if you go to one in Morley, the popped corn is good. So a two-pound three-headed dog, more or less. You can still change back, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boyofwar 2022-05-23 02:07 pm UTC (link)
	Are they like the amusement parks here? I had a lot of fun at Disney. Most of the weight was in the head. But yeah, I shifted back, and then tried again and it happened again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knifeofdunwall 2022-05-23 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Smaller and less permanent than those. Usually they have traveling shows and a bunch of rigged games, and at least one fortune teller. They'll come to a town for a week or so, then pack up their tents and ride on to the next. Seems like it'd be hard to walk like that. Weight-wise and visually/mentally, with three brains trying to run four legs. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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