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vax'ildan 🗡️🗡️🗡️ (vax) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-09-14 07:43:00

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!: network post, critical role: vax'ildan, ~player: jamie, ₴ inactive: jory grimsbane

Hypothetical question for any and all.

Let us say you are attending a party at a large keep. What sort of (probably legal) things would you like to see there to make it a successful hypothetical event?

Oh, also, it's hypothetically taking place the weekend of Halloween. Probably important to mention that.

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	runechild 2021-09-14 12:57 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, please envision one of those moving pictures of someone falling in a dramatic heap on the ground. That someone is not me, because I'm not getting on the ground in these pants, but, the sentiment remains. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	One moment here, I'm imagining this. All right, yes. Imagining complete. It was very dramatic, yet somehow quite graceful of a fall into a heap. I don't know how you do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	You're ridiculous. Just say what you need and when, darling, I'm certain you know someone fantastic who can make it happen! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I am ridiculous, it's true. I appreciate this fantastic someone in advance, if you don't mind letting him know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	I'll pass the message along. Do plan on a response in six to nine weeks, thank you for your patience in advance! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	And he calls me ridiculous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, do you think magic falls from the sky and parties happen out of the blue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	See, this is why I have you and Vex'ahlia. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	I am going to pretend as though you put 'am lucky to' in there, and we will be in complete accord. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, valid point. Let me correct, so it isn't just in your imagining: See, this is why I am the absolute bloody luckiest to have you and Vex'ahlia to better my existence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Flattery will get you everywhere, my love. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Don't I know it, darling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	We can discuss payment at a later date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	I look forward to receiving that bill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-14 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, but will you actually pay this one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Depends on what's on the bill, I think. Unrelated (or related?), would you like to have a night out with me sometime in the near future? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-15 12:03 am UTC (link)
	I'm not certain you can afford me. Always. For a particular reason? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-15 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Almost certainly not, but I'll haggle. Mostly, I just want to take you on a date. But also, it has been brought to my attention that there are drinking establishments in this city where they serve drinks that will make you float. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-15 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Darling, I'm so charmed by this, even though you can fly! Granted, I spend all of my time being entirely charmed by you, so that isn't anything new. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-15 01:00 am UTC (link)
	At the risk of sounding like my sister: but to fly without armor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-09-15 01:34 am UTC (link)
	Well, with that logic, how can I resist? To be fair, I would follow you most everywhere, do with that what you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-15 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I would say that is dangerous knowledge to entrust me with, but the feeling is entirely mutual and I like to think you're well aware of that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	allbarknobite 2021-09-14 01:35 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm. Spooky lighting. A good soundtrack. A big banquet table overloaded with food? Dark corners to hide in and startle the crap put of my brother! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 02:26 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, yes, good. I think these can all be arranged, but especially the last as I need similar places to hide and startle my sister. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allbarknobite 2021-09-14 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	Costume contest? Magic drinks?? We usually have a big party with our coven but if yours isn't Outlanders only, I'd definitely come check it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	I do like a good costume and adding a contest would be all the more fun, as would magical drinks, though I might need to outsource on those since my magic doesn't really extend that far. We'll definitely be open to outside of Outlanders, though, so no worries on that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allbarknobite 2021-09-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	My magic doesn't really go there either. I mean magical tea, I can do! A few nature-based potions. Nothing particularly flashy though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	Mine is mostly minor healing and making sure that when I hit things it hurts a bit more, neither of which seem super applicable to parties. Well, perhaps some parties, but likely not this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allbarknobite 2021-09-14 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! Not my kind of party, but no judgment. I think there are probably a few bars that can handle drinks that make you float or turn blue or things like that? I don't bar hop a lot. We just buy in bulk and party on our block usually. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	My bar hopping days have lessened greatly over time, but I feel like I might need to expand the bar horizons that I do have, just to give turning blue or floating around a shot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	allbarknobite 2021-09-14 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Time to experience new places, meet new people, throw up behind different bushes! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-15 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I'll try to stick to the first two with the third being for the more occasional raucous times. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rubber 2021-09-14 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Costumes are fun! But I would recommend optional, some of us have costume trauma from places like this deciding it'd be fun if we all turned into what our costumes are during Halloween. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	See, now I am especially glad I asked. Costumes optional and for the risk takers, then! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-09-14 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	It really is a gamble. Mostly I buy now with the first question being how mortified will I be if I start acting like what I'm wearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vax 2021-09-14 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	That is definitely going to be the way I go about it. It does help narrow things down, at the very least. (Reply to this) (Parent)