Tiffany Maxwell doesn't give a fuck what you think (dirtyandsloppy) wrote in valarnet, @ 2013-02-19 11:20:00 |
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Entry tags: | tiffany maxwell, tinkerbell |
Updating from the bus. Guy across the aisle keeps staring at me and he wants me to know it. His eyes are glued to my tits like he expects me to thank him for noticing. Dude, I know I have glorious tits. I get to look at them and touch them every day, and believe me, I do. Oh, you have no idea, guy. If you only knew.
This guy is a douche bottle. His collar is popped like it's... seriously, was that EVER attractive?
I always feel like I'm fighting my impulse to embarrass the hell out of guys like this. God, it would be so much fun. What if I just grabbed his phone out of his hands and took a picture of my breasts right here on the bus. Then I could say, "Here. Because you definitely can't jack off on the bus." Or something like that.
That would be so awesome of me.
What the fuck? I'm doing it.