Jamie Lannister (celticpride) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-11-28 13:56:00 |
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Entry tags: | fleur delacour, isabela, oliver wood, pansy malfoy, thea queen, thor odinson, zevran arainai |
Crivens, am I thankful to be going home at the end of this week. Home. With my large satellite television, speedy internet and a nursing stripper bestie. Because in case anyone was confused on the matter, hospitals are rubbish! They donnae even get good football coverage (that's soccer, for you Americans).
Celtic played today at Tynecastle and I heard that it was a brilliant match. I heard, because the bloody sodding fucking piece of arse telly here at the hospital donnae air the bleeding matches! Oh! says the slutty intern as she leans too bloody close again, Watch it on the Internet, she says. Here's a public service announcement to all the slutty lasses who may or may not be reading: if you are going to waist your time (and mine) throwing yourself at a bloke, at least have the common courtesy to brush your fucking teeth before you hover all close and pucker your fatty Botox lips. Possibly the least attractive thing I have ever encountered. Ever.
Aside from that, guess what Halitosis Haley! I cannae watch the match on the Internet because of fucking zoning restrictions! What is WRONG with this country? I will PAY YOU MONEY to watch the match. Good, honest, solid, reliable sterling. And what do I get?
We're sorry, but our plug-ins are not supported by your country of origin.
Internet, so that we're on the same page, you and I - American is not my place of origin, you impudent dingo bat. And a wee text screen that updates every quarter with the play results... Nae acceptable, America. Nae acceptable.
On the upside, I have learned a lot about American football in the past week. You lot are a bunch of numpties. Brilliant, though, because apparently no rugby player ever thought to put on pads or a mouthguard.
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering (which I know you aren't), Celtic 4:0 Hearts.