Roy Harper is No One's Sidekick (imnosidekick) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-10-31 18:49:00 |
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Current mood: | amused |
Entry tags: | clint barton (hawkeye), oliver queen (green arrow), roy harper (red arrow) ii, zevran arainai |
Hey BARTON HOOD. Get your ass out of the woods and come deal with your dog. She thinks I'm you and is breathing fire on all your stuff. By the way? Your 13th century tunic is awesome, and I'm definitely getting one that actually covers more of my feet next season. On the other hand, it's sort of like I'm wearing a purple dress, so I'm kinda torn. Thank fuck you didn't have any kind of persona attached to it yet, or God knows what I'd be talking like. Seriously though. Laika just set your couch on fire. Where ARE you, anyway?
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I've been kidnapped by Oliver, the Sheriff of Nottingham and taken to "Nottingham Castle" to await a meeting he's arranged with a sheriff from...somewhere local. So I'm cuffed by the ankle to his bowflex. The fire breathing dog is in the bathroom. My one consolation so far is that she completely killed his stereo.