Poe Dameron (flyboydameron) wrote in valarnet, @ 2020-09-26 17:05:00 |
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Entry tags: | finn, poe dameron, rey |
Oh my god, why am I not at all surprised that I staged a mutiny, in my dreams. Like I'm intrigued, but also I can't help but laugh at myself. For someone as smart as I appear to be, I'm really kind of an idiot. So after Leia was incapacitated, a woman named Admiral Holdo took over and I didn't like her idea for getting away from the First Order so I staged a mutiny, which included a secret mission that Finn and Rose went on. Of course things go wrong and in the end, Leia wakes up and kriffing fucking shoots me with a blaster. It was set to stun, but still.
If you've never been stunned by a blaster, let me tell you, it fucking hurts. My body still hurts from it.