Tony Stark can't sleep. (exitthedonut) wrote in valarnet, @ 2012-10-09 21:01:00 |
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For Halloween, I'm going as Iron Man.
Don't tell me I can't, because I paid millions of dollars to build this thing and I can do whatever the fuck I want with it, including extort candy. And by candy I mean alcohol. And by extort I mean go to my birthday party where I own the alcohol.
You see where I'm going with this. Come to my party because there's going to be alcohol there.