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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2018-12-25 21:40:00

Entry tags:

amelie lacroix (widowmaker), gwen stacy (ghost spider), natasha romanoff (black widow), thor odinson, tony stark (iron man)

Orange County, I am in you. Feeling pretty holly and jolly here in California what with all that snow and everything. Nice of you to blizzard by the way, weather. I almost didn't make it in. It was a close one, not gonna lie.

Every year like clock work, too. Hey, it's December and suddenly it's cold and snowy here in the land of sunshine. Christmas decorations trying to kill us, mistletoe that makes young men kiss mall santas. It's like I never even left New York. Also it looks like I missed the snowmen this year. Can we put in a request for more snowmen?

Anyway, I have cronuts and most of you probably don't, so I'm currently winning the internet. Also, hey, Stark Employees, Merry Christmas to you - Happy Holidays, shrug emoji, whatever thing you celebrate. If you will. And I will. Am. Already started, no one's surprised.

Look in your accounts, 'cause like hey - you can't take it with you, so why was it sitting around in my bank account? You get a bonus and you get a bonus and YOU get a bonus.

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	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-27 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	I was wondering, how to put this... I have been out of the dating game for quite some time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private avengingstuff 2018-12-27 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	So you want... tips? Tricks? Help downloading Tinder to your phone? A crash course in body language that involves my body and yours, maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-27 09:40 pm UTC (link)
	That might be fun. But there is someone of interest to me that... Might be awkard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private avengingstuff 2018-12-27 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh, Awkward. Well, I'm good at awkward, lay it on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-28 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Years ago, my husband was killed in a auto accident. The attending doctor could not save him. And I am not sure I have forgiven her entirely. And yet...I have met her again and she is very attractive. Unhealthy, non? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private avengingstuff 2018-12-28 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Well, when you go awkward you really push that right to 11, don't you? So I'm not the best guy for 'healthy', I mean, look at my life, look at my choices. How long as this been exactly? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-28 02:59 am UTC (link)
	I was a prima Ballerina, dramatic is my nature. Six years ago, the accident. We met again a few months ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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avengingstuff
2018-12-28 06:24 am UTC (link)

I'm not the type of guy to take my own advice at all, so I'm just gonna tell you that holding onto this doctor blame thing for 6 entire years is probably... exhausting. And unhealthy?

The magic therapist 8 ball says 'signs point to yes'

Unhealthy to be attracted to her? That one I've got nothing. I've never listened to anyone about anyone I've ever been attracted to.

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	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-28 06:29 am UTC (link)
	She blames herself. And she has somewhat become my personal physician but I doubt you care about such appearances. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private avengingstuff 2018-12-28 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I get this feel. All this science at my fingertips, I should be able to save the whole world by now. You're not wrong, I kind of don't care about that kind of thing. She might, though, if she was thinking straight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-28 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Straight is something neither of us is. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private avengingstuff 2018-12-28 09:33 am UTC (link)
	Doesn't particularly apply to me, either. So... get a new doctor and ask her out for drinks. Coffee. That's the in thing for girls, isn't it? Coffee that's never just coffee? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-28 09:34 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps... New Years? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private avengingstuff 2018-12-28 09:38 am UTC (link)
	New Years, sure, why not? It's always a party at New Years. Tip from me to you, you're welcome: Don't be drunk for the main event, it'll get all kinds of sloppy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private the_widowmaker 2018-12-28 09:54 am UTC (link)
	Merci. 💋💋 (Reply to this) (Parent)

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