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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2018-12-25 21:40:00

Entry tags:

amelie lacroix (widowmaker), gwen stacy (ghost spider), natasha romanoff (black widow), thor odinson, tony stark (iron man)

Orange County, I am in you. Feeling pretty holly and jolly here in California what with all that snow and everything. Nice of you to blizzard by the way, weather. I almost didn't make it in. It was a close one, not gonna lie.

Every year like clock work, too. Hey, it's December and suddenly it's cold and snowy here in the land of sunshine. Christmas decorations trying to kill us, mistletoe that makes young men kiss mall santas. It's like I never even left New York. Also it looks like I missed the snowmen this year. Can we put in a request for more snowmen?

Anyway, I have cronuts and most of you probably don't, so I'm currently winning the internet. Also, hey, Stark Employees, Merry Christmas to you - Happy Holidays, shrug emoji, whatever thing you celebrate. If you will. And I will. Am. Already started, no one's surprised.

Look in your accounts, 'cause like hey - you can't take it with you, so why was it sitting around in my bank account? You get a bonus and you get a bonus and YOU get a bonus.

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	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:34 am UTC (link)
	You're a fun one. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty good at knowing how to party. WHEN to party is another thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Often and frequently? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:46 am UTC (link)
	You'd think, right? Nope. No often partying for us. They're always all 'Tony, this is a horse funeral.' 'Tony, you're on Air Force One.' 'Tony, no.' The horse is already dead, why can't we get drunk about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Are horse funerals really a thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Rich White People, lady. Rich White People. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:58 am UTC (link)
	You're technically one of those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:39 am UTC (link)
	According to Legal, I am no longer allowed to tell people that I like to call myself 'white Oprah'. That's a wrong thing, and we don't say wrong things. So I'm ... just Tony Stark, handing out Christmas Bonuses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, it didn't do well with focus groups and I had to apologize to some people. Especially Oprah. Still too funny a catch phrase not to use, and she's pretty okay with that. I assume. She hasn't sent any more cease and desist letters anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_mighty 2018-12-26 06:49 am UTC (link)
	That's something that happens, I understand. Not that I've ever been in that position. Very generous of you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 07:27 am UTC (link)
	They deserve it, they work hard. For me. So you know, that's kind of a train wreck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)