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Tony Stark is a Piping Hot Mess (avengingstuff) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2018-12-25 21:40:00

Entry tags:

amelie lacroix (widowmaker), gwen stacy (ghost spider), natasha romanoff (black widow), thor odinson, tony stark (iron man)

Orange County, I am in you. Feeling pretty holly and jolly here in California what with all that snow and everything. Nice of you to blizzard by the way, weather. I almost didn't make it in. It was a close one, not gonna lie.

Every year like clock work, too. Hey, it's December and suddenly it's cold and snowy here in the land of sunshine. Christmas decorations trying to kill us, mistletoe that makes young men kiss mall santas. It's like I never even left New York. Also it looks like I missed the snowmen this year. Can we put in a request for more snowmen?

Anyway, I have cronuts and most of you probably don't, so I'm currently winning the internet. Also, hey, Stark Employees, Merry Christmas to you - Happy Holidays, shrug emoji, whatever thing you celebrate. If you will. And I will. Am. Already started, no one's surprised.

Look in your accounts, 'cause like hey - you can't take it with you, so why was it sitting around in my bank account? You get a bonus and you get a bonus and YOU get a bonus.

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	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:36 am UTC (link)
	I'm pretty good at knowing how to party. WHEN to party is another thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:42 am UTC (link)
	Often and frequently? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:46 am UTC (link)
	You'd think, right? Nope. No often partying for us. They're always all 'Tony, this is a horse funeral.' 'Tony, you're on Air Force One.' 'Tony, no.' The horse is already dead, why can't we get drunk about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Are horse funerals really a thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Rich White People, lady. Rich White People. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 06:58 am UTC (link)
	You're technically one of those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 07:45 am UTC (link)
	And I technically attended a horse funeral. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Was it at least like a thoroughbred? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah, super top breed award winning horse. I mean, I don't remember his name or anything but we all have something we take more seriously than we should. And these people? Horses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 08:00 am UTC (link)
	For me, that's my phone. Whole life is on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 08:05 am UTC (link)
	I hope you're keeping backups, kid, that's a whole lot of life stuck on a tiny little piece of technology. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 08:13 am UTC (link)
	...I'm smarter than that, honest (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Well you probably are, but I don't really know you yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 08:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm Gwen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 08:19 am UTC (link)
	And you know who I am. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 08:20 am UTC (link)
	That evil dude in charge of Amazon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 08:20 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, sure, that's definitely me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 08:24 am UTC (link)
	No wait, Elon Musk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	avengingstuff 2018-12-26 08:56 am UTC (link)
	I don't identify with any names having to do with musk. Or Muskrats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spider_bite_me 2018-12-26 09:02 am UTC (link)
	He's an ass so that's probably good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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