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ωєιѕѕ ѕ¢нηєє (notmadeofstone) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2018-11-07 18:57:00

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amycus carrow, elsa of arendelle, ilia amitola, nora valkyrie, ozma, ruby rose, weiss schnee, yang xiao long

Press Release copied across multiple social platforms
The Schnee Diamond company is proud to introduce their newest campaign, "Legacy".

Legacy is a return to a focus on family, and traditional family values. The Legacies we leave behind, and the ones two people in love build together when they start upon their path as husband and wife.

These are core principles that guide the Schnees every day, and we are happy to share the beliefs of our family with the world. You can expect beautiful designs in a range of elements from Engagement and Anniversary Rings to Family Tree Pendants, Customized Bracelets, and more; All crafted to our high standards, and in a range of brilliant gemstones.

This collection arrives just in time for the Holidays! Please look forward to our annual Christmas Ball, where many of these gorgeous pieces will be on display. More surprises are in store as the campaign launches!

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	amitola 2018-11-08 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Oh what a load of fucking shit. How nice for your family to get to eat high and mighty while those who actually work for you suffer. That's real fucking rich. But right, people like you don't care about anyone but those in your social circle and how to get rich off the backs of those who don't have what you do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmadeofstone 2018-11-08 12:50 am UTC (link)
	It can be very hard to curb your excitement when these campaigns are announced! We can tell you have a lot of emotions about it, and we agree! It is a very rich campaign, one that we've been looking forward to for a while. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amitola 2018-11-08 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I'd say whatever helps you sleep at night, but your lot sleep just fine no matter who gets hurts. So yeah, my emotions? They're telling me that you and your whole family are a bunch of fucking murderers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmadeofstone 2018-11-08 01:04 am UTC (link)
	We have no further information about the campaign that we can share, but we urge you to take up any concerns you have with this press release with our PR department. [Helpfully supplied number] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amitola 2018-11-08 01:11 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? This is just You're not even What the Been there, done that. Your PR and Legal departments are just as full of liars and cover ups as your father so no, fuck that. Enjoy playing PR princess or whatever the fuck it is you're doing. You're doing great. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmadeofstone 2018-11-08 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amitola 2018-11-08 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Okay this is seriously going beyond parody now. Are you sure you haven't been replaced by a pod person or something? I mean this is Orange County, probably not the weirdest thing to happen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notmadeofstone 2018-11-08 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Again, thank you! We are always focused on the well being of our employees and can assure you that everyone involved in this project is healthy and happy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	amitola 2018-11-08 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Okay, pod!Weiss. You do that. Blink twice if the caller's inside the house. ~~I can't believe I'm actually worried about~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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